Maymalays

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nobody leaves xG except by force m8

what the fuck happened

Okay so one time I was jackin it on a sunday when I was 14, and for whatever reason I decided to blow my load out of the second story window, so I opened the window and finished, but I forgot about the fact that the screen was still in the window. So there was this big wall of cum and I was so scared because I knew my dad would see and ask why there was an off-white block of crusty shit outside the window, and also I had my door locked but I knew my parents were sitting outside. So I had to look around the room for a way to get it out but the fucking semen was in between the little holes in the screen and wiping off the thin sheet of load didnt do anything, and thats when I realized the only way to remove it was to put my mouth up to the thing and suck it out and spit it into a bottle and after about an hour it looked clean but there was a bottle of cum on my desk. And I fucking forgot to do anything with it and my dad still saw it and I got grounded THE END

so yeah #tmi

also

>he doesn't get a pro os

u w0t m8

ASUS GTX 970

Intel i5-4690k

ASUS z97-A

8gb Corsair Vengeance RAM

ASUS 24" 1920x1080 2ms monitor

WD Black 1TB HDD

Intel 120GB SSD

Some keyboard and mouse combo and random cheap case

$1400 even

got Windows 8.1 pro for free, top lel

HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

I love you supreme-senpai

LMAO

everyone save it quick

I understand that you don't want it to be a shitstorm, but this is pretty ridiculous, even for this place. Mostly because Moosty is pretty much known for being modest and level-headed. I don't think anybody aside from her has had major issues with him. It kinda puts the severity of this into perspective, all pathetic immaturity aside.

+1 She constantly complains about things that are either inconsequential or things that she herself does. And seriously? Saying how rich you are and laughing at people who aren't? That's so fucking pathetic, seriously. You left the clan, leave the people who actually are valuable to it alone. I'm so tired of her trying to start stuff in here.

There have been past instances I recall in which some set of bots came on our server (like 3 or 4) and kept spamming the hell out of the chat with IPs or something and clouded the mics with a bunch of white noise. It was quite a while ago but I had to deal with that and it was absolutely ass, so I feel ya stickz

Alright, sorry, I obviously don't keep up with the happenings of xG anymore. This thread's actually pretty damn good reason why too.

Alright, in that scenario, sure, but if we're just talking about the occasional "git rekt" or whatever other retarded stuff they bind to their keys it never really gets too spammy to warrant an immediate punishment.

Chatbinds aren't a big enough issue for this. I don't see why people get so uptight about it, if it's bad enough to get them banned call an admin on and they'll do it, you don't need a system of rules or some plugin for it. I think a good enough moderator can judge when it's time to mute or ban someone for it.

And another thing, Kitty, seriously. I'm not even trying to be mean or anything, but please, just let people have a little room for doing what they think is fun, preferably without calling them the scum of the earth.

I'm just sick of seeing people in this clan devolve threads within 3-4 posts by being as absolutely as toxic to one another about THE ABSOLUTE DUMBEST SHIT ON THE PLANET. It's a chatbind, so what? Alright, I understand it can be annoying, but is it really boiling people's piss to see a lenny face every now and then?

Better question, when was your last time here?

dude i seriously thought it was some guy complaining that clocktown gets picked too much, like as if that didnt happen 24/7

holy fuck its actually 24/7 clocktown

like i thought it was a joke

hahaha thats even funnier

>why is gaming history 24/7 clocktown all of the sudden

nigga is it your first time here

I already know I joined when it was starting to decline.

Good things die young, and xG has been around for a lot longer than I expected it too.

It may be beyond saving at this point. Not to sound negative but those servers aren't the same as before

But what do I know, I was only around for half a year

Also stop promoting people at the drop of a hat, it makes retarded shit happen like the whole Egossi or Kittylicious things

Master race:

Soldier, Heavy, Medic, History

Okay tier:

Engi, Spy, Normal Demo/Demoknight, Math, Engineering

Shit tier:

Scout, Pyro, Sniper, English and Literature

Ungodly heathen tier:

Gunslinger Engi, Sciences except environmental science

Oh shit nigger what are you doing tier:

Sticky Spam Demo, FUCKING ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCE

100% true data if you disagree you're a casual

RIP in peace ;~;

>tfw he won't be in Night at the Museum 3

Don't come here anymore so I thought I'd give my 700 credits away, so whoever can summarize xG in one image gets them. Winner determined by winner ratings.

Hardmode: No pictures of graveyards

Good luck and don't get a job in retail.