SireScumbo

smh tbh fam

Ay ay, 45 alerts. 45 alerts oh oh.

Hahaha rip

"I like the part where he was fat and on a segway and was a mallcop and it was funny. Really good" - Roger Ebert

what? huh? eh? hwat? que? *belch*?

Ey les go get some coffee enemas

You ever notice how rolling your window down by hand makes you look more middle class?

DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, SEE THE INVISIBLE

Idea for a video game: you are the last WW2 veteran fighting black transgender pansexual zombie clowns. Name suggestions?

Dick is alright but have you tried filling your mouth with the words of the lord?

Wow! That actually worked! Next time I'll do it with skill!

Two years of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into Ronald McDonald. "Easy on the mayonnaise" gasped Ronald.

Gib monee pleez

Gross.

Happy Birthday!

You don't have to be big, to be a big loser.

What happens when you stick your hand in a jar full of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch.

M8

Boom.

Bam.

We got an ass bleeder, over here, gonna need extra salt for this one.

You guys eva heard of weening and peening a woman?

You no need put money in my pocket.

...whoops.

I bet you don't even know the proper technique for fightin' 2 year olds