GreyIgnis

I have returned and I'm coming for you, @kbraszzz. Its time for your ultimate smackdown. 3:00 in the park. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYxbXzLNn0w MRW I'm taking you out [MEDIA=imgur]height=404;id=6Uwne1F;type=gifv;width=718[/MEDIA]

It was a cold, lonely day. Just another numb feeling for iggy's psyche. He was particularly lonely. He could not help but lust for one thing: Salt shoved in his ass. He could only get this from one person. He knew he would have to get bad at League to summon some salt from @Barmithian Iggy started to join the anime channel and ask to play league with them, often mentioning being a kid now. They were mildly annoyed. They finally broke and played a game with Iggy. He was ecstatic. The game was the worst that was ever played. Constant feeding came from Iggy. Barm lost his salt by the end of the match. Iggy approached him, casually taking his jeans off, and bent over to show barm his bouncing, round ass. "Take it out on this," Iggy suggested to him. He started to rub barm's Morton Jar seductively and gently kissed him on the neck. "Let it loose." Next, Iggy spat into his hands and caressed the blessed salt club, and stroked it to get it lubed up. He slid his salt into his backdoor, grunting at its size. Barm started to madly curse at Iggy, all while pounding his sweet ass with tender care. He sped up and it quickly became sweaty and heated. The leaking anal fluid was dripping on the carpet. It soaked in, leaving a mark forever to tell the tale of this salt. Barm flipped Iggy over and started violently blasting his gaping dick holster. Blood started to drip with the fluid. The pain only made it better. After what seemed like an eternity, Barm pulled out, and salt was shot all over Iggy's stomache, and they were both satisfied. It was done, and it was over. Barm leaned in and whispered, "Karafuru means colorful in Japanease," and walked out of the room. Iggy cupped up all the salt and gulped it down like a bulldog eating oatmeal. He was finally like the rest of the clan.

MFW dethman doesn't post the sound clip

I fully agree with what has been written here. I have added nothing to the community for so long, and have lived in it long enough to see myself as a tyrant. Goodbye xG, and I promise not to be salty about it. I'm just disappointed to be barred from TS as well. Time for my forum perm. @Dethman @kbraszzz @DrLee @Hidingmaster @diabeetus @Really Anyone

+1 The closest I ever got to avenging 9/11 was killing Bach in tf2 A:10/10 M:10/10 T:Galactic Tacosauce He is also a giant cuntbag

Waiting for hachi

Since the tag didn't work, @Dethman

Division: Minecraft Staff Name: Dethman Staff's Steam ID: We all know dethman. Jesus, who cares. Evidence: He told me over teamspeak (With witnesses) that I am permed from minecraft for saying "Man I'm not going anywhere near that division" (in a joking manner). I take this seriously and would like an immediate pardon for this indiscretion on the behalf of @Dethman. Further Information: I would also like a formal apology for this you stupid piece of shit. God how many cocks can you fit in your mouth before they realize that you should go sit on one. Jesus fuck why can't you just have been aborted. Did you learn to dance from stepping around a coat hanger? God you should never be DL you cuntfaced sack of maggot-infested dog shit.

Bach, you will be missed. I'm just going through goodbyes and crying myself softly as I rub my nipples. Eat a dick and die you mother fucking assless sack of monkey fecal excriment that should have been aborted by the one and only silence the jew king. God you guys are such faggots just get get a room. I mean how offensive can I get in one fucking white text. If you are reading this, fuck you, I'm fucking sick of this clan. Can't we get any good divisions? Ill probably leave if h1 or something isn't a division.

Time to go drown my sorrows in bad decisions. BRB

Honestly, this just comes off as offensive.

@Rejects is apparently a bad person. Is this true, Rejects?

I left and then rejoined so fast that nobody noticed so GG. I couldn't leave xG even for a day. It's mah bae.

+1 lost him in h1z1, found a guy days later and was going to kill him. Turned out to be cooly. 10/10 M:10/10 A:9/10 T:Dank Tacosauce

Yeah... Drunk isn't an excuse for being a douche canoe.

Looks like we are going to be partners in crime, thunder. Rip in Rip xG

PikaJew, I choose you! (@Rhododendron)

Well it was fun giving you autism, but it looks like I'm going to have to go 'sober' now that you are gone. #FallofAutism (Press F to pay respects) F

Rip in rip tf2. Press F to pay respects

@ThePenguin