House 1 Posted November 27, 2012 HELLO! Have you recently been told that your jumping ability is restricted, but then forced to perform a diving contest? Or how about being forced to play simon says way too early? No admins or mods online to help your poor soul after being mercilessly tarped?! Don't worry, ShamCorpTM has the BEST new product to help YOU when you've been tarped and cant get up! All new, TARP ALERT! Tarp-Alert is easy to use and always accessible! Before pressing the button however, remember the 3 things you should do in the event of a tarp! -Try as best as you can to not fall victim to the darned tarp, and stay put until help arrives -Keep calm, and keep your "TARP" binds out of chat -Prompty press the Tarp-Alert button, and inform your wardening officer of his mistake! Tarp Alert covers a wide variety of situations, including: -Playing simon says before 5:00 -Tarping during FR/LR -Doing climb, bhops, or dive contests while jumping is restricted -Giving out-of-cell times before saying go, plus with our new version, get changed first orders coverage FOR FREE -Ending noballs normally without unrestricting standing We know you have a hard enough life as it is, why not take some of the worry off your shoulders and get a brand new, TARP ALERT! (disclaimer: all tarps after 5:00 are not covered by tarp alert as they are invalid whitetext below TarpAlert is a patented product by ShamCorpTM lol this thread is a joke but still covers tarping and such, I have had enough dumb CT's tarping so I thought I'd be a smart ass and post this. yall haters fall back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HaaDron 4 Posted November 28, 2012 Shut up and take my money! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AbrahamL 0 Posted November 28, 2012 50 orders of this. Now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Neo 0 Posted November 28, 2012 So how many credits does this cost? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
House 1 Posted November 28, 2012 TODAY WE ARE ONLY ASKING 1 CREDIT! That way, everyone can experience safety and not ever have to worry again! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snakeboyjake 0 Posted November 28, 2012 I need one give me one now I almost died from a tarp D: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chicago 0 Posted November 30, 2012 I've given times before opening cells, but i don't see it as a tarp so long as i open cells/say go at least 5 seconds before the given time O.o Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
House 1 Posted December 1, 2012 You make a valid point. That will be removed:) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MineCrack 62 Posted December 4, 2012 I use to do this with my old tarp clan which was dis abandoned when Silence got too lazy to fix my sub clan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
