Story time

[DeathGod 12]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLwu1S7gxu8

i found this in my video files. thought it needed an upload

[Drendan 0]

"IM FULLY CHARGED"

[Gawd 1]

Reflex was raised in a small town called Livingston near NYC. All was well and he was a typical black/asian boy that played outside in the street. His family was no different, having weekly barbeques and interacting wiith the neighbors.

 

It all changed when Reflex got his computer. He discovered the ways of Rimdog and prayed to the almighty big roy. Eventually his parent's were torn apart by his erratic behavior and trolling ways.

 

It became too much for him to bear and he and his family went on a lynching rampage, decimating his entire neighborhood.

 

Nowadays Reflex can be found roaming the streets of Manhatten with the book of RimDog, worshipping Big Roy.

[MineCrack 62]

"You are making love to your sister when your telephone rings.

 

It is your father. He says "What are you doing with daughter?"

 

You tell your sister and she says "Our father died four years ago, now go get our children from the nuclear power plant right now!"

 

But if our father was dead.

 

Who was telephone."

- As so in Soviet Russia.

[Otonashi 0]

"You are laying awake on your bed at twelve o'clock at night"

 

You hear a voice from your closet.

 

"You left the fucking oven on, n00b"

 

That is what the voice says

 

Then your house burns down.

 

The end