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Permanently banned a smart ass on the map jb_electric_razor_v6. Allow me to tell ye a story:

 

>Specc'ing as an Administrator at the time

>Warden orders all Ts to take a step out of cells and guncheck freeze

>All is going well ...

>Mass gunfire, kill feed shows 6 killed Ts by one CT

>Address the problem by asking the CT why he killed all Ts at VIP cells

>CT replies with "They were all facing their cells, they're supposed to be facing away. Guncheck freeze means face away, afk frozen."

>In sheer astonishment at stupidity of CT

>Permanently ban offending CT

>Ex-CT flips and cusses a storm before leaving

>Job well done

 

wait, what? O_o banned cause he kille dthem all for facing their cells when the orders were to guncheck freeze? but.... but...???

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wait, what? o_O banned cause he kille dthem all for facing their cells when the orders were to guncheck freeze? but.... but...???

I was specc'ing during the time, all of the Ts in that particular cell block took a step out facing away from their original cells. The CT's logic was that they should have been facing toward the ladder either on the wall or leading down from VIP cells so they weren't 'facing their cell'. :coffee:

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I was specc'ing during the time, all of the Ts in that particular cell block took a step out facing away from their original cells. The CT's logic was that they should have been facing toward the ladder either on the wall or leading down from VIP cells so they weren't 'facing their cell'. :coffee:

ohhhhhhh okay lol... I thought they were all facing their cells which is why I was confused :)

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but for mine,

 

>wardening late night populated CSGO (spacejail map)

>having a hella fun, great night

>in teamspeak and game with pixelated crackhead, all the old regulars

>there are about 20 Ts and 8 CTs

>around 10 Ts are killed at beginning for being retars

>the 10 left are at bottom cell stairs

>i tell them to face main cells at all times

>tell them to shift walk follow me

>they all turn and follow me

>pixelated: "is he gonna do it?"

>me: "do what?"

>i mass freekill like 6 Ts and instantly get CT permed by pixelated

>everyone is teamspeak is laughing their asses off too hard to tell me what i did wrong

>i find out what i did wrong, laugh about it, and i am re ct banned for about 2 weeks longer

 

lastly, for all those who were there, remember these words: "Never follow what Malware does."

rip malware

 

>be me

>be on css

>tell them to guncheck freeze

>kill 2 smartasses thinking they can face to the right instead of directly away

>get banned for a day instantly no questions asked by someone who clearly has an issue with me

>be me

>start a shitstorm

>day passes, smartass still has a problem

>DMs support being a smartass, say it is ok

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