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No you're all wrong

1. play red

2. get killed for not doing orders

3. Spam freekill in chat and in admin chat

4. insult people for your own incompetence

5. Join blue team

6. have shit mic but call warden.

7. proceed to shoot up all of red team for no reason and think as if they are your high school peers because you're too much of a pussy to do it in real life you fucking faggot.

8. get banned.

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Ummmmm nahhhh

1.Get on and type !guard

2. Mic spam until on blu

3. When on blue you hold down your talk key

4. Get Warden

5.Call freeday

6. Kill every red you see

7. Leave

8. Profit

9. Welcome to xG

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Wow, don't listen to any of these noobs.

Here's the real guide-

1. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

2. Get banned by on of the 7,000,000 mods, 3 Badmins, or the 2 DLs

3. Make another account

4. Repeat steps 1-3

5. Profit

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  1. Join the RED side
  2. Type "!rules" after every warden's order
  3. Tell a mod to respawn you for accidental self-freekill
     
  4. Repeat step 2-4

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HOW THE BRITISH PLAY JAILBREAK

 

1. Smoke Pipe

2. Shoot CT's with your cane shotgun

3. Recruit 17 Chimney sweepers to spam

4. Invest in a nicer hat

5. Get arrested by the London Police Force

6. Profit.

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