themick07 1 Posted January 23, 2012 That you really want to do but will get you fined/banned/arrested/killed. I want to order a huge drink at McDonald's drive through ... Then when I pick it up at the window. I'll shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" and chuck it back in the window. :3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themick07 1 Posted January 23, 2012 I can't drive. And I am pretty sure my parents won't drive me. And there is that whole "I could get fined＂thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syN_ 0 Posted January 23, 2012 Pssshhhhhh, you're no man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
orangejuice 6 Posted January 23, 2012 No what you do is you go to walmart you go to a changeing room go in lock ur self in wait 5 mins then yell WHAT THE F WERES THE TOILET PAPER Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heisenberg 1 Posted January 23, 2012 That you really want to do but will get you fined/banned/arrested/killed. I want to order a huge drink at McDonald's drive through ... Then when I pick it up at the window. I'll shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" and chuck it back in the window. :3 I've worked at an IHOP. That would really ruin my day if someone did that to me :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unit12p 3 Posted January 23, 2012 Steal a cops flashlight, climb on top of something, then shine it at him. I don't know why. I just want to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rhododendron 994 Posted January 23, 2012 After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target.Dear Mrs. Samuel, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Samuel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1) June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they weren’t looking. 2) July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals. . 3) July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom. 4) July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, ‘Code 3 in House wares. Get on it right away’. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. 5) August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. 6) August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area. 7) August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he’d invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’ EMTs were called. 9) September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10) September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 11) October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ‘Mission Impossible’ theme. 12) October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ by using different sizes of funnels. 13) October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled ‘PICK ME PICK ME!’ 14) October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!’ And last, but not least: 15) October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here.’ One of the clerks passed out. 10charlimit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
orangejuice 6 Posted January 24, 2012 Silence im dieing of laughter and its ur fault <3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrono 372 Posted January 24, 2012 ^ what this kid said, fucking hilarious! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themick07 1 Posted January 24, 2012 Oh man. Silence you are too funny. Another thing... That's not very illegal. I want to hide in a closet at Wal-Mart. Then when some one comes by jump out and shout "I'M BACK FROM NARNIA!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
