doublebuttass 0 Posted February 18, 2012 he wakes up and eats taco Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duke 85 Posted February 18, 2012 he also swims with a white t shirt on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heisenberg 1 Posted February 18, 2012 He picks out a scary H.P. Lovecraft novel from the library THEN SELLS IT FOR CRACK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monkey 6 Posted February 18, 2012 he also swims with a white t shirt on. this cracked me up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hudson 3 Posted February 18, 2012 And every morning before he gets on the bus he eats a big bowl of oatmeal with his donkey of a mother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyMays 0 Posted February 18, 2012 Then he mows my lawn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heisenberg 1 Posted February 18, 2012 His apple juice boxes are filled with tequila Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xepher 3 Posted February 18, 2012 He has a crate of oranges on the street Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad_Scientist 8 Posted February 18, 2012 In King J's life, it was average as any illegal Mexican attempting to cross the border, but King.... he was different amongst his brethren. His destiny prevails among all Mexicans leading to a cultural revolution within ourselves and become more rational of Mexicans and their look-a-likes from the Wet Forests of Latin America and South America of their self-made tacos of hard steel and rotting flesh with spreading swine-flu. His destiny, was something so great that God blasted, "Let there be no Mexicans!" in fear and even Obama himself said, "No we can't." The Destiny of a Mexican. Part 1: Crossing the Impenetrable Haven of Cerberus. The day was August 18th, 1997, King J (John <Mexican Last Name>) was gazing at the Rio Grande daydreaming of the American Dream. Of course, this does lead to images of wanderlust and enlightened curiosity about becoming a doctor, but too bad for King, he must crossed the fences and behind it, laid Cerberus, the infamous beast acknowledge as the best Mexican poacher. King J was not foolish and blinded with desire, his intelligent and instincts sparked with painful sensitivity warning him of his possible doom. Afterwards, after many hours of secluding himself in the Uncle Rio's sweatshop, he hatched a plan. The plan was rather simple, and quite stereotypically true, he was going to round up a group and inspire them into crossing the fence with him. Manipulation at its wisest. It took several days of planning and initializing the exact points of attack and time, they finally scheduled it to be at 9 pm, when Cerberus was most likely asleep. King J and his colleagues drove to the Rio Grande, waiting in patience for the right time, they then crossed the river struggling to keep the freezing water below their waist. Sadly, a few Mexicans drowned because of their incapability and inadequate skills of aqua swimming mechanics. King J, and the remnants of his colleagues continued onward up the hill towards the fence. They were tired, but their thoughts and emotions regarding the American Dream was stronger. It was 5 am when they finally accomplished the challenge of crossing the border, meaning their task took 8 hours of achieving, but the final task was at hand, dealing with Cerberus. Traitorously, King J tricked his allies into thinking they can defeat Cerberus with raw strength. King J left his allies without their notice heading onward towards Las Vegas, Nevada. *Jokes are fun, but stories with jokes are better* Not to be continued. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyMays 0 Posted February 18, 2012 [ATTACH]1783.vB[/ATTACH] The fuck did I just read? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Topaz 140 Posted February 18, 2012 [ATTACH=CONFIG]1783[/ATTACH] The fuck did I just read? I lold so hard at the picture. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingJ 0 Posted February 18, 2012 LOL, I love you fags. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotKevinShady 1 Posted February 18, 2012 His apple juice boxes are filled with tequila Only if you want them to be filled with it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Floodles 4 Posted February 18, 2012 Don't forget! He combs his mustache, too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joshi3 0 Posted February 19, 2012 [ATTACH]1797.vB[/ATTACH] Today, KingJ Sold a lawn mower at home depot, his work place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites