1. I'm 5'10" and a lady never reveals her weight
2. I have a beautiful girlfriend
3. I fail at CS:S
4. I usually run around the servers yelling "PLEASE DON'T KILL THA COOKIE! NUUUU!!! *iz dead* Well. Blah to you."
5. I'm a senior, EMT, nurse in training, play medic in TF2, a nerd, a dork, a trumpet player, a drum player, is self taught in many instrument and suck at all of them, procrastinates so much I am supposed to be writing an 8 page paper write now due tomorrow and I only have 1 page done.
You know you love da cookie. ;D