i'm glad that we could finally get all of this out in the open.
i couldn't deal with living a lie much longer.
@ rabid - mommy is unable to have any more children because of you. she drank, smoked crack, and blew meth til her uterus and eggs dried up forever .. and in case that wasn't enough, she got her tubes tied too. (any futher questions involving these "big kid" terms, please revert to the 'ask professor serbian' thread)
@ serbian - i am unable to join you two at this current stand point in your relationship. you're just too much in love and i would hate to come between that. also, because you are 8 feet tall, that would be like shaq fucking a verne troyer, awkward, uncomfortable, strange, yet oddly curious to the three of us as well as the rest of the world. besides, my womb would never be fit to produce a prodigal child ^^ see the above mentioned comment, not to mention i just can't compete with that
@ snackbar - *sniff sniff, wimper, pout* you never offered me a blue raspberry ring pop .. they're my favorite too :(