MsSnackbar

professor serbian .. why am i surrounded by derps?

i'm just glad you're all so supportive and i miss you too chrono <3 thanks alot guys :) now onto mod the SHIT out of you jb bastards <3

no no serb. we haven't. i have just promised myself i am going to do all i can to try!! life isnt the same without the co-creator isnt the same!

pyro <3 if there was going to be a message after mine i could only hope it was from you thank you lovey <3 missed you

i've decided to make what should be a long-winded post short and sweet no. 1: snackbar has been nothing but supportive of me coming back into the forums and to cs, though i was skeptical, i am glad to know that you have all been supportive even in my absence. so thank you all, and i appreciate your patience. no. 2: as of tomorrow, i will be back in jb just like the good ol days. laughing at all of your lame jokes, cracking out a few of my own, and of course laying down the law as mod no. 3: i owe the fact that i am here to snackbar. he encouraged me to get steam, play cs, apply to xg, move forward as mod, etc. needless to say, i still love him very much .. and while i'm still ms. snackbar, just so you all know .. i plan to work my ass off and fix what needs fixed between us .. lets just be honest for a second here, these forums just ain't the same withour mr. and ms. snackbar around. thank you all again for the love and support <3 and i'm happy to be back!!!!!

because it couldn't handle witnessing mr and ms snackbar's 'alone time' in the corner. we're like the arc of the covenant, you can't look directly at us or .. hash tag boom! ---------- Post added at 11:40 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:39 PM ---------- heisenberg, you bite your tongue!

my school only offered spanish and french and only honors spanish, not french .. way to be diverse america.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^this ---------- Post added at 11:31 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:29 PM ---------- but more importantly ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^this +1 heisenberg!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ^^ canadian world issues ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ^^ canadian law hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahhahahahah ^^ canadian politics .. canadia doesn't have issues, laws, or politics. see? i just taught all three in one sentence <3

i'm glad that we could finally get all of this out in the open. i couldn't deal with living a lie much longer. @ rabid - mommy is unable to have any more children because of you. she drank, smoked crack, and blew meth til her uterus and eggs dried up forever .. and in case that wasn't enough, she got her tubes tied too. (any futher questions involving these "big kid" terms, please revert to the 'ask professor serbian' thread) @ serbian - i am unable to join you two at this current stand point in your relationship. you're just too much in love and i would hate to come between that. also, because you are 8 feet tall, that would be like shaq fucking a verne troyer, awkward, uncomfortable, strange, yet oddly curious to the three of us as well as the rest of the world. besides, my womb would never be fit to produce a prodigal child ^^ see the above mentioned comment, not to mention i just can't compete with that @ snackbar - *sniff sniff, wimper, pout* you never offered me a blue raspberry ring pop .. they're my favorite too :(

*does morally and legally questionable things to snackbar .. and quite possibly samantha .. in the corner of the room, while others watch in curiosity, enjoyment, and quite possibly jealousy. ignoring the rouse of prof. serbian and others in class to get us to 'please stop'* pay attention class, you might learn a thing or two .. ---------- Post added at 11:14 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:13 PM ---------- please see all posts by snackbar and ms snackbar, lesson learned

i don't remember this being in the syllabus, but if you say so. can my friend samantha come and help? we make a pretty good team when it comes to banging things. she'd be alot of help, take alot of stress of your plate.

no, ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS

what i have on underneath isn't?! *gasp!* will i have to stay after and bang erasers too?!

i'm gonna need a meter stick and i've been such a bad student, you've read my mind, i need some harsh reprimanding.

oh no please!! don't make me stay after!! but then again, whatever i did wrong, i'll be sure to keep it up ;)

so there's this huge elephant in team speak lately, and well .. i just have to know the answer to ONE THING .. WHEN IS SNACKBAR GOING TO LEAVE MY ASS FOR SERBIAN ALREADY?! ITS SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT TIME BOYS .. YOU'RE IN LOVE .. ITS BEAUTIFUL .. AND SICKENING .. ITS NO SECRET MAN UP AND JUST TELL ONE ANOTHER JUST HOW: .. HEAD OVER HEELS .. TRULY MADLY DEEPLY .. ONE IN A MILLION .. THERE'S ONLY ONE 'FISH IN XENO GAMERS' STUPID IN LOVE YOU BOTH ARE!! JUST BREAK THE DAMN TENSION!! AND BEGIN YOUR 'PARAMOUNT PICTURE' LIVES TOGETHER WITH THE PRODIGAL SON ALREADY?!?!?!?!?! <3

my senior classes: AP Bio Applied Mathamatics AP Lit Honors Art (Open Lunch Hall) Honors Spanish IV Economics POD AP 20th Century History Law 2 - Precident and Legal History OH WAIT .. I GRADUATED 5 FUCKING YEARS AGO!! YOU CHILDREN MAKE ME FEEL OLD, AND I LOVE YOU ALL AND RESENT YOU ALL SIMULTANEOUSLY FOR THIS!! *but seriously that was my schedule my senior year lol

the situation was handled flawlessly. herpes is right!! either a. the kid was being a fail troll or least likely b. was actually deaf however, you couldn't be more incorrect. not only could the kid not be able to ever be a ct, HE COULD NOT BE A T. he wouldn't be able to follow motd properly! sure he could rebel endlessly, but that would be EVERY ROUND PLAYED FOR HIM. being able to hear the warden's commands is VITAL to playing jailbreak properly, for him AS WELL AS THE OTHER PLAYERS! you know as well as everyone else that it only takes ONE perhaps not even good rebel to ruin a day for everyone else .. now imagine that scenario EVERY SINGLE ROUND. kid was a troll. it was handled properly +1 to foxxy

HEY HEY! I resent that .. shit ain't easy! .. Professor Serbian, tips? ---------- Post added at 01:52 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:49 AM ---------- kelly, be nice to the students. they're just curious about their bodies. the anus can be a confusing thing during these harsh times.

i know, i know. its obvious to so many, and yet overlooked by even more. i know it hurts kiddos, but its true .. the biebs is a hoax.