Maymalays

So I never really made one of these threads so I thought I would.
Hi.

I don't think pokemon trade needs any more maps because it's a server designed to never switch. If you want more gaming maps that change go on gaming history or rotation.
Also no skins pls they look ghey

1. Get red teammates to swarm the warden with dangerously high melee critz
2. Kill all other blues
3. Repeat
4. Realize JB sucks and go play something else

This guide will make you a JB MASTER!
1. If you are mad that you failed to rebel and got killed, spam voteban with your killer's name. Or spam an admin with FREEKILL BAN PLOX and confuse the living hell out of them.
2. If a squeaker says 1 little word on the mic, you FLIP THE FUCK OUT and yell at him/her to shut up.
3. If you are on blue, hold your mic down even after your done talking so everyone can hear that amazing buzz noise over the wardens orders.
4. If you are the warden, use the built in mic of your 2006 macbook so people can hear your orders clearly.
5. Always call freeday/warday. the reds love it!
6. If you can't do option 5, then do a Pokemon day with more than 6 reds because you don't give a fuck about rules and your a dirty little rebel.
7. If you have a shit-ton of background noise, feel free to take warden or use your mic. Reds can hear you clearly.
8. While reds are in a game like 9 square, crush game, dr, etc. keep opening the doors if you are on blue. It makes you a master troller and everyone will love you.
9. Start games without warden perms.
10. Always give the reds VERY little time to get to the game they have to go to.
11. If one red doesn't hear your orders, kill him and call him a fucking retard.
12. Sacrifice to the water/lava god. All the 12 year olds are doing it and its the new hip thing!
13. Yell at the admins for not perming a guy who killed you
14. If you were born after the year of 2004, make sure to always be using the mic. people love your voices.
15. Spam chat with FAG DOWN, Raise your dongers, lenny face, etc. it is super funny!
16. Try to mic spam with your crap quality ipod.
17. Spam repeat on red.
18. Never repeat your orders
19. Remember wardens, make people wasd freeze in fall game/crush game!
20. Call people a scrub whenever you kill them
21. Have a spray of child pornography
This will be regularly updated, give suggestions pls
ur nao pro jber
I hope you liked my tips to survive in the jb world. ;)

#boostertowerbestmap2k14
Also I really wouldn't mind more objective maps. I don't see why they've been so taboo, except for the fact that it sometimes takes away from people trading. Not that anyone did really to begin with.

1. Get red teammates to swarm the warden with dangerously high melee critz
2. Kill all other blues
3. Repeat
4. Realize JB sucks and go play something else

med

I may or may not have forgotten to close this thread yesterday...
Considering the overwhelming majority of people are in favor of a permanent ban I'll just go ahead and close the thread now. If anyone has any objections to this, feel free to message me on steam, PM me on forums, or post a ban protest a later time (I would suggest waiting a while). Iceslice has been permanently banned.
 
~closed

oh lord ur fukt kiddo
+1 for ban until he gives me his unusuals

im sorry

im sorry

It was my first time having to deal with mass freekilling but even though I don't play jailbreak, it said it was a freeday and people both on chat and the mic were going apeshit over him killing (as well as someone else who I didnt perm because I didn't see him doing it). I spectated him and yes, he went on like a 5-6 killing spree.

It was my first time having to deal with mass freekilling but even though I don't play jailbreak, it said it was a freeday and people both on chat and the mic were going apeshit over him killing (as well as someone else who I didnt perm because I didn't see him doing it). I spectated him and yes, he went on like a 5-6 killing spree.

It was my first time having to deal with mass freekilling but even though I don't play jailbreak, it said it was a freeday and people both on chat and the mic were going apeshit over him killing (as well as someone else who I didnt perm because I didn't see him doing it). I spectated him and yes, he went on like a 5-6 killing spree.

this poster gon' be sexy as hell.

Changed to -1, he just is annoying and won't shut up

No idea who this is.

+1 been here for super long and always is mature and active
A: 9/10
M: 10/10

-1 not hacking
git gud

Also, always accept random trades. People dumb enough to random trade are dumb enough to pay 3 ref for a unique KGB.

An open formal letter to anyone who plays scout in TF2, from a concerned medic:
 
Dear Scouts,
STOP FUCKING RUNNING IN CIRCLES SPAMMING "E" EVERY TIME YOU TAKE 2 HP OF FALL DAMAGE YOU GODDAMNED SPERGLORD
Sincerely, Every Medic

abusive as in, he was abusive to other players in the server. now gorilla has had a major problem in the long run, where he had major problems starting arguments and or joining them, we told him multiple times to stop and he would not listen, he would not listen. he then proceeds to harass other players such as Kitsune who asked him to please stop. WE DID mute him @Matsi and then when it was all over he continued. i said alright i'm sick of your shit, day ban. he then proceeds to go oh boy! see you guys tomorrow! in a very bitchy way. i then tell him well if you really don't seem to give a shit i'll make it a week. and about a few seconds after i start some said he left. so i check the leader board and check and find he did, he evaded the week ban so i made it a perm. Gorilla has been a problem since the day he only recently did. he had this arrogant attitude saying shit like "oh i have an IQ of 130" which i call him out on saying no one gives a shit. he claimms he wants the make the server better but he gets into discussions which he has no reason to. as you can if you check the chat logs (trying my best to get convos of other people's reactions): http://puu.sh/82cbB.png http://puu.sh/82chg.png http://puu.sh/82cjM.png http://puu.sh/82cmn.png http://puu.sh/82coX.png http://puu.sh/82cqZ.png http://puu.sh/82cxg.png

Alright, I'm only gonna put my input on this once 'cause now that it's on the forums it's gonna incite a bigger flamewar than I thought. Just hear me out.
Gorillabot can be stupid - like, really stupid - but he is nice to people like me and I honestly don't think he intends to be cocky about the way he talks. When he said, "see you in a day", I don't think he meant it to sound like an ass to Vector, I think he meant it to me or anyone else that talked to him prior to Vector logging on or something. Also, with the "ban evasion" rule, I typically don't overly enforce it because if I tell them that I'm banning them, there's no reason for them to stay, so they'll probably log off anyway.
HOWEVER.
Gorrillabot should know better than to argue with an admin, especially one that hates him, and should, for his own sake, stop talking when Vector instructs him to. Gorillabot claims himself to be smart, so he should know when to let things go - and I mean actually let them go, not say you will and talk again later. Vector made the right decision in a banning him, because he causes too much trouble for this server to deal with. I personally could care less about Gorillabot but if he's the catalyst for all of this bullshit then there's no sense in keeping him on, at least around Vector.
Bottom line, Gorilla doesn't bother me or several unamed others, and maybe he didn't intend for this to happen, but if he can't keep stuff from blowing up then it's stupid to keep him around.
Tagging @Vector

The hell with that, people on Pokemon Trade needs to stop fucking whining. If you get spawn camped it's cause your team sucks ass. JUST BREAK IT, all you need is an ubered heavy! Either way, it's a trade server, so if you're there to play the game like normal you're on the wrong kind of server.

Still waiting for new construction PDAs. Specifically, one that allows your buildings' explosions to do damage or something like that.