Shadower

I'll put shize I roughly poop on paper here. first the Eds.
 

Lets start, I dont see my mom cuse shes a bitch and used my grandfathers death to steal money from her brother, my dad has a brain tumor, my moms diying of ms, I can go on...

No one is actually going to post a True thing about themselves and/or Experience they had, so fuck it, I guess I have to step up to the damned plate. If you had any respect for me, that will be all gone with in these next 2 minutes.
 
One time, I was petting my cat, normally mind you, just on the back. He's purring and all that good shit and he's loving the hell out of it. So he falls to the floor, at the time, I thought it was adorable. At the time though. 000.1 Seconds afterwards I see a fucking disgustingly red erect Cat Sausage™ and it's already too late, there is no God, nor hell below in this moment, for I have already arrived at my destination. And that Destination is a personal hell designed for me in which this cat decides to blow his load all over the place and scars my 10 year old mind. All I could fucking do was go up to my mother and simply murmur "M-...Mom I think...I think the Cat's spraying..." even though I knew it was just some sort of strange delusional cover up for what had just destroyed my love for any cat ever. And this is my story of why I kind of prefer Dogs.
 
That very cat stills comes up to me and paws at me for love and all I can do is this.
 
TL;DR - Cats love me.

I had a dream where I jerked off near a half-open sleeping bag while shitting out a helix-shaped turd

#TMI
erm
I don't know what to say
I guess erm
Im 5 foot?
Idk anymore

#TMI
I acted as Thunder and everyone in xG believed it( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

#TMI
I ate someone before ;-;

TMI Thread. AKA. Get everyone to hate you, the game.
 

LOL. Is probably like 12 years old. Is extremely disrespectful and some kind of annoying. I honestly don't want him to wear the xG-tag. -1
A:8
M:3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGM3azJY3yQ

I think the only thing that scares people away from it (aside from the lack of people there) is how broken it is. Specifically, the amount of time that it takes to actually choose their class. They usually think either their server is broken, or something is wrong with their game which causes them to be unable to play, when in reality it's more broken then clock town and takes a long time to load classes.

50 Shades of Oof
 
Moosty cuddled up onto Scootaloo’s bare shoulder. He could hear his steady breathing. He playfully stroked Scootaloo’s chest, relishing the overwhelming butt pleasure he had just experienced. Scootaloo had this magical way of reaching down deep inside of him and tickling his booty genitals.
 
“So Scoots,” Moosty whispered in the darkness. “You up for round two?”
 
“Give me another minute. I’m still trying to catch my breath.” Scootaloo sighed in between breaths of air.
“Oof.” Replied Moosty. He caressed Scootaloo’s inner thigh, just fascinating about the pleasure that awaited him.
 
Before he knew it, Scootaloo was back on top of Moosty, going to work with his luscious mouth. He tenderly kissed Moosty’s neck, breathed air into his ear, and ran his tongue down to his collar bone.
 
Instantly, Moosty’s magical meat-stick was at full attention. But before he could control his urges, Moosty found Scootaloo’s mouth enveloped around his danger. Moosty arched his back in pleasure as Scootaloo set to work. Not wanting to be outdone, Moosty slid his head up and under Scootaloo’s waist to engage in a good ole lickaroo of the poop chute.
 
Together they enjoyed the oral ecstasy. Scootaloo had this way of contracting his cheeks so that Moosty’s hard raging cock quivered in pleasure. Moosty’s tongue could cure colon cancer. Scootaloo grinded his fat white ass down on that magical tongue and moaned in pleasure.
 
Moosty saw that his love was also at full mast. He turned himself over and said “Alright baby. I’m ready for you. Scootaloo pls.”
 
Without hesitation, Scootaloo slid himself into Moosty. Deeper…deeper, until he could feel Moosty’s prostate pulsating against the head of his cock. With tender loving care, he slid himself back out and back in, teasing Moosty’s prostate. As he did so, Scootaloo reached around and took ahold of Moosty’s Man Wand and proceeded to massage it.
 
Moosty was in uncontrollable bliss. He quivered and repositioned himself so that Scootaloo could better penetrate his scrumptious ass. As he did, he found the pleasure to be completely overwhelming. He orgasmed into Scootaloo’s open hand. Over and over his dick spluttered, spewing thick, rich, creamy seed all over the place.
 
Scootaloo kept pumping. He hastened the pace at which he was making sweet man-love to Moosty’s poop chute. As he did, Moosty arched his back and cried in nirvana as even more seed released itself onto the bed. Scootaloo, still with a handful of cum, reached back and wiped it on his taint.
 
With an amazing speed, Scootaloo pumped away, as if he were drilling for oil. With one final good squeeze, he released his Scootagoo into Moosty’s underworld chasm.
 
Both Moosty and Scootaloo collapsed onto the bed, holding one another, breathing heavily from the sheer pleasure of it all. They held each other and stared into one another’s eyes. Neither spoke their love. It didn’t need to be said.
 
“Scootaloo,” Moosty finally gasped. “I don’t know what I’d do without you.” Scootaloo could tell Moosty was genuine. He knew the love there was paramount.
 
Suddenly, Moosty began to convulse violently. His stomach was doing flip-flops in his gut. His asshole had a strange burning sensation. He had contracted the Scootaflu.
 
“Oh no, Scootaloo!” He cried. “It’s happening again!”
 
Scootaloo was quick to react. Moosty flipped over and lay down on his stomach. Without hesitation, Scootaloo stuck his lips against Moosty’s cornhole and sucked out as much Scootagoo as he could. Moosty was horridly allergic to the Scootagoo.
 
“That was close!” Scootaloo said.
 
“Once again, I owe you my life.” Moosty said. “There’s nobody I trust more than you.”
 
“Well, Moosty,” Scootaloo replied. “I have something to tell you.”
 
“Oh?” Moosty said as he began to shit semen.
 
“Yeah, I’m not who you think I am.” Scootaloo said as he sat up, wiping butt glue from his fleshy fun bridge.
 
“I’m actually…” As Scootaloo said this, he removed the mask he had been wearing the whole time.
Bach was sitting in front of Moosty. Moosty was horrified to find his man-lover was actually his Division Manager.
 
“I just had to taste that forbidden fruit for myself.” Bach said. “I hope you can forgive me for my treachery, Moosty.”
 
Moosty sat in a horrid silence.
 
“Well, SAY SOMETHING.” Bach said. “Get mad, yell. SOMETHING!”
 
Moosty looked up at Bach. “I just have one question.”
 
“What is it?” Bach asked on fated breath. He hung by a thread, waiting for Moosty’s response.
 
“Can I have Admin now?”

WHATS WITH YOU POSTING TF2 SHIT IN GENERAL

So how long ago did this impersonation occur? Because in my eyes, he has greatly improved.

-1 because I can and it won't matter in the long run
A: 8/10
M: 9/10

+1 Sanic remix now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF4RCOcz9ow

For sure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSdSemAMzdY

Almost forgot these. mostly just for fun, but hey why not?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgnOrcWXGd4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awkUfIjl1R0
Need a bad 80's song? I got what you need.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuwxZSIS__4
Anime Remixes? I got them too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAtP1j4dhgY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duWTfl4MJ1c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPp4qb-phrA

Ok good I got your attention.
 
Now if you know me you know me you know I hate lct, but like i guess some people don't so whatever, based on what I've heard its staying. what this thread is about is making it better. Constructive criticism mother fucker.
 
I'm going to start with why I think the lct plugin is literally the worth thing ever with a bullet-ed list. Yup.

It gives shitty blue teams a chance to make a come back. Shitty blue teams don't deserve a chance to make a comeback. they're shit.
It means you can't be a bad-ass Rambo rebel who hunts down and kills all the blue by yourself. Rebellions have to be totally one sided shitfests in order to work. One sided shitfests aren't fun.
The most impotent part, its not some epic battle between like 5 reds using cunning and strategy to bring down some 9001 hp scout with crits like people thought it would be. It's one of two things. Just a bunch or reds bum-rushing the blue, or just fucking hide n' seek. seriously. most lcts just end up being the reds camping without end until the timer runs out. It's boring as hell.

OK, now for the suggestion part. Most of these are focused on fixing the camping problem. I like bullet-ed lists.

Make the lct a solider instead of a scout. soldiers have much more mobility then scouts so they can actualy chase down other soilders and demo men, plus crit rockets are the best thing ever.
Take away the lcts buffed health and just have crits. Make people think they have a fighting chance so they don't just hide and wait for the lcts heath to run out, and a if a blue team that isn't total shit gets to lct, the amount or reds left should be easy to clean up with just crits.
Put a beacon on everyone. Then the blue can just fucking find and kill everyone and we can get to the next round.
Remove lct. plz do this one plz?
or maybe its fine and I'm just salty

-1
Have rarely, if ever seen the user on the servers.
Clear evidence of immaturity and impersonation of staff

I want to clear a few things up that have been bugging me. This is not an attention seeking post I just want to speak some truths to everyone.
 
First of all I'd like to talk about why I really left xG and speak some truths. Some of you on the forums at the time will remember I first tried to join xG when I said I was 13 but you had to be 14 to join. Well, when I said I was 13 I was actually 12 and said I was 13 because my birthday where I turned 13 was not far away and I thought an older age would have a higher chance to be accepted. Also I was unaware of the age rule to join xG at the time. I was a little sad I had to be 14 to join but I know I am liked on tgh and am mature enough to pass as older so I said I was 14 on my birthday so I could join when in fact I was 13, sometimes that showed with me being immature.
So one reason I left xG was because I knew I shouldn't be in the clan to begin with and it especially began to bug me when I was promoted to moderator and several previously friendly and neutral people began to be hostile towards me. This led to my protest, my demotion and my decision to leave because while I felt I didn't step a foot wrong to be demoted, I knew I should never of been a mod to begin with and leaving would perhaps ease the negativity towards me.
 
I don't regret being in xG or getting moderator. I loved having the responsbility of helping the server and community more direct than a normal member would. I only regret the negativity it gained among other members, which if I knew would happen I would of declined the opportunity to be promoted. I value friendships, being liked and having fun more than moderating the server, I would of liked both but that was not happening. I do feel I did a good job and banned with good reason as seen in my ban logs. I only banned when I felt there was no other solution to the problem. The only downside was the kart incident in which perhaps maybe I should of slayed myself instead of him but he did speak rudely to me beforehand and I was kind of angry at him at the time so that explains that action where I put my own feelings in front of protocol.
 
Moving on about my sometimes over the top reactions to what some would call "internet jokes" I am very sensitive and new to online communities and saw them as exactly the same as the real world when talking to people so when someone says something I deem offensive I take offence to it even though its the internet and nobody is serious on the internet. Vector has told me many times to not take stuff so seriously and I don't anymore thus why I find my near 800 negative ratings funny rather than offensive because while I have nearly 700 downs ratings I don't take that as someone insulting me saying I have downs or I am dumb or something. It's just a rating on an internet forum and nobody is serious on the internet.
 
To reply to all the "why are you still here I thought you left?" questions I am here because I love being in a community. This is the only forum I am a member of and I am yet to find another one to visit, I also like the shoutbox because its like a chat room and I like socializing so I just love to talk in the shoutbox even if at times there has been a lot of negativity and insulting towards me there. If I feel there are disagreements which could lead to fighting I simply close the site and either play a game or go to a different site and return when its calm again.
 
Some of you have also wondered about my dad and how I am able to afford the things I have. Well I won't speak personally on here about my family or myself and that goes for my picture as well. As I said I'm sensitive and I don't like putting my picture online especially because I do fashion modelling work for a fashion agency which provides pictures for clothing catalogues throughout the UK and such a thing could be used to easily identify me and in some pictures I model swimwear and other stuff which I do not want people posting my picture everywhere or make a spray of me wearing a bikini. Also I have learnt there are a lot of weird people on the internet and somebody could find my picture sexy and save it on their computer and that thought just freaks me out.
 
Thats all I'm willing to say right now. I feel I should just speak up and not hide anything I'm comfortable speaking in the community with. I only ask of you from the non members to the CLs to accept me as a friendly and active member of the community, Try not to sitr up trouble about who I am, why I am here, what I am doing. I'm just a girl who enjoys playing games and wants to make friends and have fun but I do feel I didn't deserve my demotion for trying to fix my problems but now that I have spoken out about things I hope everyone will treat me as a normal member of the community and to enjoy playing with me on the servers even if I am not officially in xG.
Also I should add Bonfire left xG with me because obviously he knew of my real age and stuff and the likelihood of me being removed from the clan for joining too soon despite my maturity. But the main reason he left was he thought I shouldn't of been demoted after all the bullshit I put up with as I did a very good job and he has seen my diary I keep next to my computer with all the names of anyone I have ever punished in game so I can easily look up previous rule breakers and punish them accordingly if they re offend, countless times I would sit reading a book and keeping an eye on the server like a strict librarian just without the glasses and the wrinkled face lol. But I guess getting involved in arguments despite trying to befriend everyone when some people just don't want to be friends can easily end something that was going so well. I guess the thing to do is for myself and everyone else involved to put it in the past, move on and just have fun.
 
TL;DR - I am 13 not 14 and explains why I can be immature at times. I left xG because I want to be treated more friendly, Sad about losing mod but not the sole reason I left. Also I should never of been xG but I enjoyed my time in xG.
 
So rate this what you want, downs, shitpost, like. It doesn't matter. I spoke my mind and that does matter.
 
Sincerely
Amy/Mimi
 
@Vector @Kypari @Tekage @Shadower @Vaporeon @SupremeWolf @metalslug53 @Moosty @FoRgE @Muzzle @StarmiX @Ohstopyou @BelloWaldi @John_Madden @kbraszzz @Nomulous @TwoZeroFour @Nu_13 @ColdEndeavour @Slinkerton @KendrickLlama @Swift @Gwoash @others @CLs

they are on my Facebook and shall remain there.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
irl friends only.

How to ressurect xG: More aegean memes.