×
  • Sign In
  • Sign In



    Or sign in with one of these services

  • Sign Up
Jump to content

April

Members
  • Content Count

    24
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Posts posted by April


  1. Guide 2 Melee Like Prefushnul Vidya E-Sports Person.

     

    Step 1: Get Knocked down to 2 HP in a Gun fight.

     

    Step 2: Get Killed.

     

    Step 3: Call the person that didn't melee you a *Insert Word Here* because he was to Scared to Melee fight...

     

    How to Actual Melee.

     

    Step 1: just use melee...

     

    Step 2: Profit...

     

    Step 3: get those Crits.

     

    Step 4: Get Called a *Insert Word Here*


  2. No Explosions? ALRIGHTY *Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom.* Micheal Bay now wants to make this into a Film.

     

    Acshrek or Donknie?

     

    *You Pressed Donknie but you actually pressed Acshrek.*

     

    *This Story is now Directed by Micheal "Awesome" Bay.* Get Reddy for those Holla Dollas.


  3. How it Worked.

     

    Ducks! - A Sick little Noisemaker (Unlimited) that you could spam, use it to Collect Ducks (Used to) and Have the "Warm Feeling" of "Charity" in your Heart.

     

    Hats / Keys - Used as a Shot to get A) The Cutest Pyro Taunt in the World, or B) a Strange Sign in which you could make a Sign Joke on. The hats are just... Meeeeeeeehhh....

     

    Valve - "This isn't working." *Wallet Seeking Tactical Noot Incoming* "Make it rain" - Gabe Nerdwell.


  4. The almost all Class Weapon there is most of is of course... The Mavelous Sign! Now. this Sign is VERY Special. Because, you can put things on it to make it Unique in a way...

     

    But listen, this isn't about the Objector (Sorta) but we shall make... ALOT of Sign Jokes.

     

    RULES

     

    1: All Jokes Must be put into the Comment Section.

     

    2: It must make Sense, or Atleast Partially.

     

    3: Go Wild, try to make a Joke for a Sign that was worth the time.

     

    4: and Finally. Keep it Sign Related... Sorta...

    Prizes.

    1st place - Jerry's Wig.

    2nd place - My Pun a Reality

    3rd place - an Objector


  5. Not renaming a Neon. Mk...

     

    Knife: I Over Did it, Leave it to Cleaver, First Reaction is your Last Reaction, De-Sphee-Mation, Step: 2 Try Again.

     

    Amby: Meet Amber, Step 1: Quit, Addiction, The Point and Click Adventure, Complete Hand-Cannon

     

    Desc.

     

    Knife 1st - Between you and the Lights, I have no Idea Dear.

    Knife 2nd - I Did the Walking, He Didn't

    Knife 3rd - Too Slow, You die Now.

    Knife 4th - To Bad this isn't in the Dictionary.

    Knife 5th - That's a Wrap Ladies and Gents.

     

    Amby 1st - Ain't she a Beut.

    Amby 2nd - Lets Take this from the top People!

    Amby 3rd - Who said Cigars were as Bad as killing?

    Amby 4th - Sphee and the Ambassador Episode 3.

    Amby 5th - This Reminds be of that Shotgun you charge with a Flint.

     

    Have fun Seeing if they would work.