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GTA 5 just announced yo

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i heard in gta 5, they'll make it ultra realistic. u have to go and get a job instead of shooting people and taking their money, ull spend hours flipping burgers or doing paperwork for minimum wage, after which ull have to put the money in a checking account and a savings account so that u can gain interest on it. ull also haev to buy a house to live in and sleep and that ull have to take out a mortgage on it. as time passes, ull get into relationships and eventually start a family and have to worry about raising ur kids while dealing with ur job and keeping urself from getting too stressed and having a heart attack. also heard that if u die in the game, u have to restart from the beginning as a single celled organism while ur gestating for 9 months until u are born. and u start off in different circumstances each time. its gonna be teh longest game ever to beat

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i heard in gta 5, they'll make it ultra realistic. u have to go and get a job instead of shooting people and taking their money, ull spend hours flipping burgers or doing paperwork for minimum wage, after which ull have to put the money in a checking account and a savings account so that u can gain interest on it. ull also haev to buy a house to live in and sleep and that ull have to take out a mortgage on it. as time passes, ull get into relationships and eventually start a family and have to worry about raising ur kids while dealing with ur job and keeping urself from getting too stressed and having a heart attack. also heard that if u die in the game, u have to restart from the beginning as a single celled organism while ur gestating for 9 months until u are born. and u start off in different circumstances each time. its gonna be teh longest game ever to beat

 

Except the j♥♥s on wall street forclose on your home because of some semantics in your contract. You take up drinking and your ♥♥♥♥♥ wife divorces your fat ♥♥♥ and takes half of your money and takes off with the kids. You put a gun barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger...the credits roll and every person you met scrolls by with a picture of them and thier prolouge. Most die in the next 10 years due to your actions. Most depressing game ever.

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