Survival Game

[Heisenberg 1]

So I'm bored, my desktop is broken, I banned myself on minecraft by accident, so why not play a game on the forums? It's called the survival game, add points if it applies. Simple stuff. Yes there will be many typos because I'm tired as ♥♥♥ cheeks.

 

GO

 

Would you survive a SHTF (♥♥♥♥ hit the fan) situation or TEOTWAWKI (The end of the world as we know it)?

 

Equipment

1. The best firearm I own is:

a. None (-15)

b. "Tier 1" Low-end non-offensive weapons, including the Mosin Nagant, single shot shotguns/rifles, crossbows, bows, non-tactical .22s, and black powder (-5)

c. "Tier 2" Lower-end firearms, Hunting shotguns (R870, M500) with a limiter, Low end pistols such as Hi-point, charter arms, or Kel-tec. Cheap rifles or carbines such as the Hi-point carbine, tactical .22s, or Lower end hunting/sniper rifles. (+5)

d. "Tier 3" Mid-range weapns. Lower end "assault weapons" such as direct-impingement AR15s, SKS', or AK47s. "Assault / Riot" shotguns (Benelli M4, Stoeger). High end sniper rifles (Remington 700, Savage 111), pistols such as a Glock 17 or Smith and Wesson M&P9 (+15)

e."Tier 4" High-end weapons. High end assault rifles (Bushmaster ACR, Smith and Wesson M&P, FN SCAR). Civilian legal supressed weapons or SBR's. (+25)

f. "Tier 5" Military weaponry. Fully automatic assault rifles, SMGs, shotguns. Anti-tank weapons and explosives (M79, M32) (+35 o.O)

 

2.My profiency with these weapons are:

a. I never fired or saw a gun (-15)

b. I suck (-10)

c. I am decent (0)

d. I shoot them enough to feel comfortable (+5)

e. I have military-style or tactical training (+10)

 

3.The amount of ammo I have is:

a. NONE NOW STOP ASKING ME ABOUT GUNS (-5)

b. 1-500 rounds (0)

c. 501-1500 rounds (+5)

d. 1501-2500 rounds (+10)

e. 2501-5000 rounds (+15)

f. 5000+ rounds (+20)

 

4. For knives, I have:

a. Butter knife (0)

b. Multitools or swiss army knives (+5)

c. Fighting and/or utility knife (Glock knives, Kabar) (+5)

d. C and I am proficient with it (+10)

e. Both D and B (+15)

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5. My body armor is:

a. Phone books and duct tape (0)

b. Soft-body armor (kevlar) (+10)

c. Ceramic plated military-style (+15)

 

6. My Bug-out-bag is:

a. Lol wats a bug out beg (-5)

b. Empty (0)

c. Filled and ready for action (+10)

 

Knowlage

6. For plans I have:

a. Nothing (-10)

b. Some idea of where to go, but I havent thought it out (-5)

c. A safe plan (+5)

d. An actually safe plan, including routes, alternate routes, alternate plans, maps, scenerios (+20)

 

7. My (climate's) survival skills are:

a. Terribad (-10)

b. Decent (0)

c. Great (+5)

d. I could live in the wilderness like a boss (+15)

 

8. In the apocalyspe I'm going to:

a. Have so much fun. I can be like rambo or kill zombies and sex with womens! (-10)

b. Have fun looting and offing people I don't like (-10)

c. Actually try to survive instead of being a derp (0)

d. Probably die because I accept the fact that my chances of survival are thin. An hero'ing might be my only option if I live in a dense city without a way out. (+5)

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9. I'm planning for (pick all that apply):

a. supervirus/superflu/pandemic/whatever (+10)

b. zombie apocalyspe (-100, you are a derp)

c. Opressive government (+10)

d. Nuclear war (+5)

e. Conventional war on my land (+5)

f. Economic collaspe (+10)

 

10. My hobbies include (pick all that apply)

a. Reading (+5)

b. Survivalism (+10)

c. Being a corporate whore (-5)

d. Having a social life (-5)

e. Magic tricks (0 :S)

f. None if the internet goes down (-10)

g. ♥♥♥♥ting in the woods (Why would that be a hobby :O)

h. Pyschology (+5)

 

11. For first aid, I can (pick all that apply)

a. Perform minor surgery, for lacerations or bullet wounds (+25)

b. Stitch wounds correctly (+10)

c. Cauterize a wound correctly (+5)

d. Bandage something (0)

e. Make a sling (+5)

f. I know the main arteries/veins and know when to apply a tournikit (+10)

g. I know the organs of the body and thier anatomical position (+5)

[Heisenberg 1]

Count your scores! This is only a game and isn't completely reflective of an actual situation. I got a 165. BIACH

 

-180 to 0: Sheeple Going to die within the first few weeks, probably of starvation or being killed

1-100: Mall Ninja Going to live a hard few weeks, but get used to it. You're more prepared than most people. There's a chance you'll snap due to the lack of internet furries.

101-150: Survivor You're very prepared and will live. Hopefully.

151+: Master Surviving for you is going to be no problem. You are a born survivor, or as pyschotherapists like to say, a Paranoid Schitzofrenic/Pyschopath.

[TipsyMidget 0]

170 Master hell yeah

[Qdoba 0]

haha ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on your 170.... Im a survivor

[TipsyMidget 0]

Teen, 14, Escapes After Being Held Hostage for Five Months

this guy gets automatic Super Master