MsSnackbar

can you teach me your technique, snackbar keeps trying, but in no comparison to this kahlo like talent. (also, the sad thing is .. this would sell at auction for 5 million if made by the right person .. fair? i think not)

Dear Prof. Serbian, Sometimes when my boyfriend and I are being "intimate" he tries to put his private parts in inappropriate places. How do i get him to continue doing so? Furthermore, why do I like it? Also, after I have sex with women of the night, and they stop breathing after we go to Pyro's house .. sometimes it hurts when I pee, why is that? Antonymous

i am hurt that mr. snackbar and i have not yet received our invitations. i will assume that they were lost in the mail, and give you the benefit of the doubt but, have fun kid :playful:

justin bieber is a lie he's just a mythical creature created by the music industry and reddit to impregnate tween minds and turn them into prosti-tot drones so that we can be distracted from the upcoming presidential election and the war on terror .. everyone knows that

i agree, i mean i will +1 for equal rights any day of the week .. but if you're deaf you can't be a ct, cause you can't follow orders without freekilling, and you can't be a t because you can't follow orders period. it may not be the nicest way of handling it, but its the fairest.

*sigh* it is true, i just try so hard .. all in vein. what can i say, my womb could never be fit to produce a prodigal son. however, i'll try relentlessly to be loved as much as you serb <3 hope you got everything you wanted ^_^

happy birthday you fuck <3 i'll make sure snackbar sends you plenty of e-kisses, i'd hate to see you miss out on spending some quality alone time with your boyfriend on your day of days

+1 no doubt! i've been playing kona on jb for awhile now, and i defiantly think he deserves to be in xg. he knows and FOLLOWS the rules, super respectful, and super active too. xg needs more members like him!

this looks like one of the best promo/demo list i've seen .. esp since we have THE BEST MASCOT EVERR

... just a hug?

see my future div mascot is on top of his a-game +1 ;)

sssssssssssssssssssserbian .. boom!

STEAM_0:0:47168319 congrats to all promoted and thanks to all who helped!

Ms. Snackbar 4 Division Leader/My Furry Mascot <3 But seriously, congrats to everyone, especially Snackbar <3 And a very special thank you to everyone who decided i should be promoted <3 Promise to make you all proud <3

everything tastes better with seamen.

okay five more facts since this is a fun thread serious-er ones this time 1. i plan to buy myself boobs within the next couple of years, as i am disatisfied with my own 2. i too had a very serious addiction to coke, which i kicked on my own between 18-19 years old 3. i have successfully LOST 2 full ride scholarships to 2 separate colleges 4. 4 years ago i spent some time in a behavioral health hospital, because of reasons, but i learned alot there 5. as most of you know, i am 50% gay (thanks to my own curiousity mixed with admiral's encouragement) however, what most of you don't know is that my mother's are gay, as well as my little sister mini bar <3 i love them all very much. 6. (just because i can) admiral snackbar has only tattooed me once, and its a funny story .. but i'll let him tell you that one ^_- and those aren't even that serious lawl and ps - i love cookie forever and ever, her cute piece of aaaaaaGirlfriend shares her with me <3

dearest floodles .. i cannot help but notice your most heartfelt apology and i accept you are most wonderful <3

<3 i effing love the shit outta you also... just saw your signature <333333

i request! No, i demand!!! The most amounts of lol's!! ---------- Post added at 10:51 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:45 PM ---------- 1. i have made porn with admiral snackbar 2. i am a published, and very accomplished photographer 3. before i tore my mcl, my life was dedicated to pointe and ballet (use wikipedia if you need to) 4. my favorite food is duck 5. i'm 1/2 lesbian .. yeah, that's me in a nutshell. ---------- Post added at 10:54 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:51 PM ---------- ..we have a lot in common. lol

-1 i take care of snackbar all the time when he sleeps, it worries me alot at times .. and i have lucid dreams too, not frequently, but when i do .. its impossible to sleep for days afterwards

@ kelly, you're a badass, we don't need to dispute it <3 @abria, you're my first <3 no contest there .. ohh what the hell i <3 all of you stranger fuckers, you're my e-family and i don't care who knows it!!

while it deeply warms my heart that i have another female to play cs with, i applaud kelly's efforts in upholding some small form of moral fiber in this clan. serbian is right though, i have done more for the cause (and i'm sure with the coaxing of our tiny chat family, will continue to do more in the future) and it would be hard to play catch up at this point. i too once hard morals at one point in my life .. then i met mr. snackbar .. and it was all downhill from there: playing cs, joining an online gaming community, making xxx porn videos for said gaming community, etc (it would just be so hard to turn back now), so i truly believe kelly deserves a standing ovation for her moral upkeep. and now onto my responses lawl .. serbian, you're a wonderful individual and i'm glad you support my interweb shenanigans .. as much as i'd like to pick on you for this, i'll simply say i'm mad at you for giving away my mutant power, now i have to change my alias from mistique to something less noticable #datass .. pyro, just when i think i can't possibly love you anymore, you go and post something like this .. i lol'd hard <3333333

+1 I mean we all pick on each other, why not, its funny. however, there are matters that cross the line whether you MEAN to do it or NOT. i've seen certain people enforce this rule, but at the end of the day .. they're few and far between. just because i'm not an easily offended person, does not mean that everyone follows suit, and why should those that have strongly upheld beliefs, religion, morals, values, races, etc suffer for it. we all play together, we all get along (for the most part) but i feel that this could possibly alleviate several other problems in the xG servers.