In the 8th grade, there was a weird kid sitting in the back with a plastic glove. I normally sit in the back because I'm the coolest kid on da hizzie. When there's less than 10 kids left on the bus, including myself, he finally puts that glove to use . He starts masturbating, furiously, and he sees me, and starts slapping my jacket with his sperm napkin. I freak out and punch him in the face, leaving him unconscious, I return home and immediately burn my favorite jacket.