Popcorn

Yes, I am saying goodbye to Xeno Gamers. Basically I have a lot going on right now personally, nothing bad, I just have a job coming up in early February in Orlando that I still haven't wrapped my head around, and I have a lot more planning and packing to do for this job and that's taking up a lot of my time. I was already planning on leaving Xeno Gamers in January because of this reason. I'm going to be in Orlando for at least 6 months, and while I will have internet access, I won't be able to go on TS or play any steam games at all. Alongside this, recently I've not been playing on the xG servers or going on Teamspeak, so that's another reason I'm deciding to leave early. You might still see me on Jailbreak or the Pokemon trade server a few times before I go, but it won't be as often as I used to.
 
This isn't to say that I haven't had a good time here, I've made many good friends and I've had a bunch of good times with you guys, so thank you for that! I'm not going to do a massive tagging spree because I know that I'll end up forgetting someone accidentally and I don't want any hurt feelings...So I will just say thank you to everyone whose been kind to me. You peeps know who you are. :p
 
Keep in mind that my brother, who goes by Eddie, and I currently share our steam account. However, since he'll still be here when I'm away he'll be the one on that account 100% of the time. But! I do have a personal chat-only account that I would be happy to add friends to, that way I can still chat with you guys via steam. Just chat with me when I'm on steam, or send me a message on here and I'll be happy to add you.
 
Sooo without further ado....adieu, xG! :cool:

Yes, I am saying goodbye to Xeno Gamers. Basically I have a lot going on right now personally, nothing bad, I just have a job coming up in early February in Orlando that I still haven't wrapped my head around, and I have a lot more planning and packing to do for this job and that's taking up a lot of my time. I was already planning on leaving Xeno Gamers in January because of this reason. I'm going to be in Orlando for at least 6 months, and while I will have internet access, I won't be able to go on TS or play any steam games at all. Alongside this, recently I've not been playing on the xG servers or going on Teamspeak, so that's another reason I'm deciding to leave early. You might still see me on Jailbreak or the Pokemon trade server a few times before I go, but it won't be as often as I used to.
 
This isn't to say that I haven't had a good time here, I've made many good friends and I've had a bunch of good times with you guys, so thank you for that! I'm not going to do a massive tagging spree because I know that I'll end up forgetting someone accidentally and I don't want any hurt feelings...So I will just say thank you to everyone whose been kind to me. You peeps know who you are. :p
 
Keep in mind that my brother, who goes by Eddie, and I currently share our steam account. However, since he'll still be here when I'm away he'll be the one on that account 100% of the time. But! I do have a personal chat-only account that I would be happy to add friends to, that way I can still chat with you guys via steam. Just chat with me when I'm on steam, or send me a message on here and I'll be happy to add you.
 
Sooo without further ado....adieu, xG! :cool:

So i have been thinking about this for a couple months now and i have decided that it is time for me to part ways with Xeno Gamers. This was an awesome clan and was greatful to be apart of it. I will get to my goodbye tags in a minute but first let me say that i left since my maturity level was going down the shitter and needed to just seperate from gaming in general. I know i have that inactivity thread up right now but this is me saying goodbye.
 
Tagging Byes
 
@BelloWaldi : you were one of closest friends in xG and enjoyed all of the jailbreak moments we shared. actually, you were my xG brother
 
@kbraszzz : The first xG i met and got me into xG. Thanks
 
@FoRgE : We had a rough start but now i can say that you have become a cool guy and please keep being salty.
 
@Hachi : You gave me my last vouch to get into xG and then we had the whole scrub match on hale. And you called me your bae :)
 
@Yuuki : you were a cool guy but for the love of god change your name to tekky. Yuuki sounds retarded.
 
@Kypari : keep Tekky in line and keep up the work (whatever work you do)
 
@Moosty : You are an cool dude and enjoyed sharing oof moments
 
@Bach : you were the first mod i saw on jailbreak and you were cool. Good luck with DM m80
 
@Fink : You gave me my first vouch so i think you are god tier.
 
@RichKnight : Dammit slink change your fucking name
 
@StarmiX : I remember the time i made you and muzzle sing dont stop believing for me and it sounded awful. Thanks for leaving me that memory
 
@DrLee and @Bleed this is for bellos sake
 
 
@ChickenPanda : you are an awesome guy and keep the damn social media pages going.
 
@Swift : you were the first person to write on my wall and i thought you were cool after that. Stay safe you mexican
 
@Bryan : again, don't join the cartel yet until i contact the leader
 
@Barmithian : did you get your sword? jk, you are a cool guy and i hope you find that sword.
 
@metalslug53 : congrats at getting admin and keep writing that fan fic
 
@RinAoi : Dont fuck up ed-boy
 
@Sgt.Assault : you are an awesome guy and you actually message me. good luck with your life and do drugs plox
 
@Ghosty : Don't be like a certain turk. You are an awesome dude and loved the retarded teamspeak conversations we had. Please listen to christ illusion if you can
 
@John_Madden : Welcome back and spread the word of ggjesus
 
@Rejects : you are an awesome scot and fix the damn lag #ScottishLag
 
@Thunder : Stop taking everything so serious but honestly you are a cool dude and keep shittalking ok?
 
@Christian : you are a cool guy and keep up the douchebagery (jk) stay in the clan for more than a month this time
 
@p0s3s3dh0b0 : dont make fun of me in payday
 
@Snipes : keep up your cuteness and retardedness, i actually liked it.
 
@Popcorn : poopcorn ;)
 
@Colorparty : You are awesome and keep your damn brother in line.
 
I will take the tags off as soon as i get home, cya l8r m80s. DETHMAN OUT

There are no words to describe how sad this is.

how can one kid be so fucking mad of a 1 day ban, that he has to make a fucking thread on 4chan about hahahahahahaahahaha
 
@NappaClausBloody9 please defend yourself oh my god the embarrassment.
 
 


 

 
Tagging people who will be interested: @Moosty @Ohstopyou @ChickenPanda @kbraszzz @Colorparty @Popcorn @Kypari @Tekage @Nomulous

There are no words to describe how horrible of a person he thinks I am, lol.

Marriage is fine, thanks!
 
Remember to pick up vegetables on the way home!
 
Avoid large hammers.

Welp its time
I have not been playing on xG in forever, and I have been invited to be mod on my new favorite normal tf2 server
I hope eventually another goofball will take my place
Also let stage game, squats before deathrun, and large hammers always be remembered
Oh and shout outs to guys
 
@Popcorn - If you and Jpie need more marriage counseling lemme know ;D
@Jpie112 - You left but I'm pretending your still here, let the crusades reign on
@FoRgE - Dunno if this is your account or not but <3 you papa
@Rejects - Good luck on being the last scot out there
@Kbrazzle - Man everything you did for the server was awesome, also will never forget whiskey burger
@Bach - Ur a bully
@Oranges - Rest in Pepperonis got no-scoped by demoknights
 
I don't know how the @'s work but I tried
Also I still will keep some of you friended
<3 you all
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I feel as if Kendrick should be kicked out as he just shitposts all of the time and it's beginning to get ridiculous. A lot of other people agree with me, and what he did to Dethman was unnaceptable. Chrono calling them "retards" was just uncalled for and the majority of the +1 s suggests that everyone else wants Kendrick out.
Kendrick is practically the new Kitty.
Nobody wanted Kitty around here.
Nobody wants Kendrick around here.

Almost posted this in conversations. Been doing so much worse in school than I could be doing. Another thing, my brother, who i really haven't seen in months is coming home soon.
 
Furthermore, quite frankly my dear, I dont give a damn. I cant be remotely committed to any type of sociability. Or any responsibility, and being part of a clan is a responsibility and extremely social at times. I honestly love you guish.
 
I might not come back, I might play every now and then, but I really need to focus on school and family. I wish staying was an option. list of people ill miss? cooly, rejects, liekos, kb, bach, rolo, dan, moosty, kart, in that order. keep in mind they're more people ill miss but im a lazy asshole. which is another reason why im not doing as well as i want to be in school. And cooly, keep your cat bleached, heil panda.

Im leaving.

You want miss me at all, i will be with you in spirit, my accent will also be with you...in Rejects.

Someone just close this? This has caused nothing but shit.

This will be allowed under one rule: If someone doesn't want to be mentioned, you will not mention them. All parties must be allowed to be posted, kinda obvious.

Alright, I'm going to weigh in on this thread because my name has come up a few times. (( TL;DR will be at the bottom cause this is going to get kinda long and I know people are going to be like "Popcorn y being so srs it's just da internet lel". )) Alright, I have no real problems with READING these fanfics, as raunchy and silly as they might be, but it needs to be understood that not everyone here is comfortable with being in these types of "sexual" stories. It's not about being prudish or not having a sense of humor, it's that everyone has a different sense of humor , and we all need to respect each other regarding that. Some people are very uncomfortable being in stories like these, and if they don't want to be in them, DON'T put them into the story. This is not about "this is the internet and anything goes lol", this is about the fact that we are a community, and silliness is perfectly fine as long as people are having fun, but it's evident that some people don't find this funny when they are involved in one of these stories, and it's not cool if they're ignored and made to feel uncomfortable.
 
[Just for the record, NO, I don't wish to be put in any of these stories. Thank you in advance.]
 

 
Okay this is going to seem really whiteknighty or whatever but Kypari and Tekage are a prime example of people who are uncomfortable with this and don't want to be featured in these stories, but people are STILL putting them in stories/saying they will make fanfics with them in it. Guys, they are very obviously uncomfortable with it, so just respect that and don't put them in the story. They have both stated several times in the forums that they are very uncomfortable with these types of things, and laughing at them for not finding things like this "humorous" like many others do isn't fair to them at all. Joking or not, keep it up and you're just going to drive people away.
 
TL;DR: These stories are fine and lots of people find them funny, but don't write in people who have said they don't wish to be in these stories. Not everyone is comfortable with this sort of thing and we need to be mature and respect that. (and again, no, I don't want to be in these, but thanks anyway budda bless ya)

Also, please know that I will not use anyone's name without first getting consent from the persons involved. @Kypari , @Tekage , @Popcorn...I know you do not wish to be used, so you won't have to worry about it from me.

Alright, I'm going to weigh in on this thread because my name has come up a few times. (( TL;DR will be at the bottom cause this is going to get kinda long and I know people are going to be like "Popcorn y being so srs it's just da internet lel". )) Alright, I have no real problems with READING these fanfics, as raunchy and silly as they might be, but it needs to be understood that not everyone here is comfortable with being in these types of "sexual" stories. It's not about being prudish or not having a sense of humor, it's that everyone has a different sense of humor , and we all need to respect each other regarding that. Some people are very uncomfortable being in stories like these, and if they don't want to be in them, DON'T put them into the story. This is not about "this is the internet and anything goes lol", this is about the fact that we are a community, and silliness is perfectly fine as long as people are having fun, but it's evident that some people don't find this funny when they are involved in one of these stories, and it's not cool if they're ignored and made to feel uncomfortable.
 
[Just for the record, NO, I don't wish to be put in any of these stories. Thank you in advance.]
 

 
Okay this is going to seem really whiteknighty or whatever but Kypari and Tekage are a prime example of people who are uncomfortable with this and don't want to be featured in these stories, but people are STILL putting them in stories/saying they will make fanfics with them in it. Guys, they are very obviously uncomfortable with it, so just respect that and don't put them in the story. They have both stated several times in the forums that they are very uncomfortable with these types of things, and laughing at them for not finding things like this "humorous" like many others do isn't fair to them at all. Joking or not, keep it up and you're just going to drive people away.
 
TL;DR: These stories are fine and lots of people find them funny, but don't write in people who have said they don't wish to be in these stories. Not everyone is comfortable with this sort of thing and we need to be mature and respect that. (and again, no, I don't want to be in these, but thanks anyway budda bless ya)

Alright, I'm going to weigh in on this thread because my name has come up a few times. (( TL;DR will be at the bottom cause this is going to get kinda long and I know people are going to be like "Popcorn y being so srs it's just da internet lel". )) Alright, I have no real problems with READING these fanfics, as raunchy and silly as they might be, but it needs to be understood that not everyone here is comfortable with being in these types of "sexual" stories. It's not about being prudish or not having a sense of humor, it's that everyone has a different sense of humor , and we all need to respect each other regarding that. Some people are very uncomfortable being in stories like these, and if they don't want to be in them, DON'T put them into the story. This is not about "this is the internet and anything goes lol", this is about the fact that we are a community, and silliness is perfectly fine as long as people are having fun, but it's evident that some people don't find this funny when they are involved in one of these stories, and it's not cool if they're ignored and made to feel uncomfortable.
 
[Just for the record, NO, I don't wish to be put in any of these stories. Thank you in advance.]
 

 
Okay this is going to seem really whiteknighty or whatever but Kypari and Tekage are a prime example of people who are uncomfortable with this and don't want to be featured in these stories, but people are STILL putting them in stories/saying they will make fanfics with them in it. Guys, they are very obviously uncomfortable with it, so just respect that and don't put them in the story. They have both stated several times in the forums that they are very uncomfortable with these types of things, and laughing at them for not finding things like this "humorous" like many others do isn't fair to them at all. Joking or not, keep it up and you're just going to drive people away.
 
TL;DR: These stories are fine and lots of people find them funny, but don't write in people who have said they don't wish to be in these stories. Not everyone is comfortable with this sort of thing and we need to be mature and respect that. (and again, no, I don't want to be in these, but thanks anyway budda bless ya)

Alright, I'm going to weigh in on this thread because my name has come up a few times. (( TL;DR will be at the bottom cause this is going to get kinda long and I know people are going to be like "Popcorn y being so srs it's just da internet lel". )) Alright, I have no real problems with READING these fanfics, as raunchy and silly as they might be, but it needs to be understood that not everyone here is comfortable with being in these types of "sexual" stories. It's not about being prudish or not having a sense of humor, it's that everyone has a different sense of humor , and we all need to respect each other regarding that. Some people are very uncomfortable being in stories like these, and if they don't want to be in them, DON'T put them into the story. This is not about "this is the internet and anything goes lol", this is about the fact that we are a community, and silliness is perfectly fine as long as people are having fun, but it's evident that some people don't find this funny when they are involved in one of these stories, and it's not cool if they're ignored and made to feel uncomfortable.
 
[Just for the record, NO, I don't wish to be put in any of these stories. Thank you in advance.]
 

 
Okay this is going to seem really whiteknighty or whatever but Kypari and Tekage are a prime example of people who are uncomfortable with this and don't want to be featured in these stories, but people are STILL putting them in stories/saying they will make fanfics with them in it. Guys, they are very obviously uncomfortable with it, so just respect that and don't put them in the story. They have both stated several times in the forums that they are very uncomfortable with these types of things, and laughing at them for not finding things like this "humorous" like many others do isn't fair to them at all. Joking or not, keep it up and you're just going to drive people away.
 
TL;DR: These stories are fine and lots of people find them funny, but don't write in people who have said they don't wish to be in these stories. Not everyone is comfortable with this sort of thing and we need to be mature and respect that. (and again, no, I don't want to be in these, but thanks anyway budda bless ya)

Alright, I'm going to weigh in on this thread because my name has come up a few times. (( TL;DR will be at the bottom cause this is going to get kinda long and I know people are going to be like "Popcorn y being so srs it's just da internet lel". )) Alright, I have no real problems with READING these fanfics, as raunchy and silly as they might be, but it needs to be understood that not everyone here is comfortable with being in these types of "sexual" stories. It's not about being prudish or not having a sense of humor, it's that everyone has a different sense of humor , and we all need to respect each other regarding that. Some people are very uncomfortable being in stories like these, and if they don't want to be in them, DON'T put them into the story. This is not about "this is the internet and anything goes lol", this is about the fact that we are a community, and silliness is perfectly fine as long as people are having fun, but it's evident that some people don't find this funny when they are involved in one of these stories, and it's not cool if they're ignored and made to feel uncomfortable.
 
[Just for the record, NO, I don't wish to be put in any of these stories. Thank you in advance.]
 

 
Okay this is going to seem really whiteknighty or whatever but Kypari and Tekage are a prime example of people who are uncomfortable with this and don't want to be featured in these stories, but people are STILL putting them in stories/saying they will make fanfics with them in it. Guys, they are very obviously uncomfortable with it, so just respect that and don't put them in the story. They have both stated several times in the forums that they are very uncomfortable with these types of things, and laughing at them for not finding things like this "humorous" like many others do isn't fair to them at all. Joking or not, keep it up and you're just going to drive people away.
 
TL;DR: These stories are fine and lots of people find them funny, but don't write in people who have said they don't wish to be in these stories. Not everyone is comfortable with this sort of thing and we need to be mature and respect that. (and again, no, I don't want to be in these, but thanks anyway budda bless ya)

@Popcorn said No. She is right in trying to preserve her dignity

Nasty Monkey Expander....I don't know how to feel about this....

For those who missed it:
 
50 Shades of Oof
 
Moosty cuddled up onto Scootaloo’s bare shoulder. He could hear his steady breathing. He playfully stroked Scootaloo’s chest, relishing the overwhelming butt pleasure he had just experienced. Scootaloo had this magical way of reaching down deep inside of him and tickling his booty genitals.
 
“So Scoots,” Moosty whispered in the darkness. “You up for round two?”
 
“Give me another minute. I’m still trying to catch my breath.” Scootaloo sighed in between breaths of air.
“Oof.” Replied Moosty. He caressed Scootaloo’s inner thigh, just fascinating about the pleasure that awaited him.
 
Before he knew it, Scootaloo was back on top of Moosty, going to work with his luscious mouth. He tenderly kissed Moosty’s neck, breathed air into his ear, and ran his tongue down to his collar bone.
 
Instantly, Moosty’s magical meat-stick was at full attention. But before he could control his urges, Moosty found Scootaloo’s mouth enveloped around his danger. Moosty arched his back in pleasure as Scootaloo set to work. Not wanting to be outdone, Moosty slid his head up and under Scootaloo’s waist to engage in a good ole lickaroo of the poop chute.
 
Together they enjoyed the oral ecstasy. Scootaloo had this way of contracting his cheeks so that Moosty’s hard raging cock quivered in pleasure. Moosty’s tongue could cure colon cancer. Scootaloo grinded his fat white ass down on that magical tongue and moaned in pleasure.
 
Moosty saw that his love was also at full mast. He turned himself over and said “Alright baby. I’m ready for you. Scootaloo pls.”
 
Without hesitation, Scootaloo slid himself into Moosty. Deeper…deeper, until he could feel Moosty’s prostate pulsating against the head of his cock. With tender loving care, he slid himself back out and back in, teasing Moosty’s prostate. As he did so, Scootaloo reached around and took ahold of Moosty’s Man Wand and proceeded to massage it.
 
Moosty was in uncontrollable bliss. He quivered and repositioned himself so that Scootaloo could better penetrate his scrumptious ass. As he did, he found the pleasure to be completely overwhelming. He orgasmed into Scootaloo’s open hand. Over and over his dick spluttered, spewing thick, rich, creamy seed all over the place.
 
Scootaloo kept pumping. He hastened the pace at which he was making sweet man-love to Moosty’s poop chute. As he did, Moosty arched his back and cried in nirvana as even more seed released itself onto the bed. Scootaloo, still with a handful of cum, reached back and wiped it on his taint.
 
With an amazing speed, Scootaloo pumped away, as if he were drilling for oil. With one final good squeeze, he released his Scootagoo into Moosty’s underworld chasm.
 
Both Moosty and Scootaloo collapsed onto the bed, holding one another, breathing heavily from the sheer pleasure of it all. They held each other and stared into one another’s eyes. Neither spoke their love. It didn’t need to be said.
 
“Scootaloo,” Moosty finally gasped. “I don’t know what I’d do without you.” Scootaloo could tell Moosty was genuine. He knew the love there was paramount.
 
Suddenly, Moosty began to convulse violently. His stomach was doing flip-flops in his gut. His asshole had a strange burning sensation. He had contracted the Scootaflu.
 
“Oh no, Scootaloo!” He cried. “It’s happening again!”
 
Scootaloo was quick to react. Moosty flipped over and lay down on his stomach. Without hesitation, Scootaloo stuck his lips against Moosty’s cornhole and sucked out as much Scootagoo as he could. Moosty was horridly allergic to the Scootagoo.
 
“That was close!” Scootaloo said.
 
“Once again, I owe you my life.” Moosty said. “There’s nobody I trust more than you.”
 
“Well, Moosty,” Scootaloo replied. “I have something to tell you.”
 
“Oh?” Moosty said as he began to shit semen.
 
“Yeah, I’m not who you think I am.” Scootaloo said as he sat up, wiping butt glue from his fleshy fun bridge.
 
“I’m actually…” As Scootaloo said this, he removed the mask he had been wearing the whole time.
Bach was sitting in front of Moosty. Moosty was horrified to find his man-lover was actually his Division Manager.
 
“I just had to taste that forbidden fruit for myself.” Bach said. “I hope you can forgive me for my treachery, Moosty.”
 
Moosty sat in a horrid silence.
 
“Well, SAY SOMETHING.” Bach said. “Get mad, yell. SOMETHING!”
 
Moosty looked up at Bach. “I just have one question.”
 
“What is it?” Bach asked on fated breath. He hung by a thread, waiting for Moosty’s response.
 
“Can I have Admin now?”

We hadn't spoken much, but he was always decent to me. I don't really know what caused him to leave but eh, it's all said and done. Bye Muzzle. :(

50 Shades of Oof
 
Moosty cuddled up onto Scootaloo’s bare shoulder. He could hear his steady breathing. He playfully stroked Scootaloo’s chest, relishing the overwhelming butt pleasure he had just experienced. Scootaloo had this magical way of reaching down deep inside of him and tickling his booty genitals.
 
“So Scoots,” Moosty whispered in the darkness. “You up for round two?”
 
“Give me another minute. I’m still trying to catch my breath.” Scootaloo sighed in between breaths of air.
“Oof.” Replied Moosty. He caressed Scootaloo’s inner thigh, just fascinating about the pleasure that awaited him.
 
Before he knew it, Scootaloo was back on top of Moosty, going to work with his luscious mouth. He tenderly kissed Moosty’s neck, breathed air into his ear, and ran his tongue down to his collar bone.
 
Instantly, Moosty’s magical meat-stick was at full attention. But before he could control his urges, Moosty found Scootaloo’s mouth enveloped around his danger. Moosty arched his back in pleasure as Scootaloo set to work. Not wanting to be outdone, Moosty slid his head up and under Scootaloo’s waist to engage in a good ole lickaroo of the poop chute.
 
Together they enjoyed the oral ecstasy. Scootaloo had this way of contracting his cheeks so that Moosty’s hard raging cock quivered in pleasure. Moosty’s tongue could cure colon cancer. Scootaloo grinded his fat white ass down on that magical tongue and moaned in pleasure.
 
Moosty saw that his love was also at full mast. He turned himself over and said “Alright baby. I’m ready for you. Scootaloo pls.”
 
Without hesitation, Scootaloo slid himself into Moosty. Deeper…deeper, until he could feel Moosty’s prostate pulsating against the head of his cock. With tender loving care, he slid himself back out and back in, teasing Moosty’s prostate. As he did so, Scootaloo reached around and took ahold of Moosty’s Man Wand and proceeded to massage it.
 
Moosty was in uncontrollable bliss. He quivered and repositioned himself so that Scootaloo could better penetrate his scrumptious ass. As he did, he found the pleasure to be completely overwhelming. He orgasmed into Scootaloo’s open hand. Over and over his dick spluttered, spewing thick, rich, creamy seed all over the place.
 
Scootaloo kept pumping. He hastened the pace at which he was making sweet man-love to Moosty’s poop chute. As he did, Moosty arched his back and cried in nirvana as even more seed released itself onto the bed. Scootaloo, still with a handful of cum, reached back and wiped it on his taint.
 
With an amazing speed, Scootaloo pumped away, as if he were drilling for oil. With one final good squeeze, he released his Scootagoo into Moosty’s underworld chasm.
 
Both Moosty and Scootaloo collapsed onto the bed, holding one another, breathing heavily from the sheer pleasure of it all. They held each other and stared into one another’s eyes. Neither spoke their love. It didn’t need to be said.
 
“Scootaloo,” Moosty finally gasped. “I don’t know what I’d do without you.” Scootaloo could tell Moosty was genuine. He knew the love there was paramount.
 
Suddenly, Moosty began to convulse violently. His stomach was doing flip-flops in his gut. His asshole had a strange burning sensation. He had contracted the Scootaflu.
 
“Oh no, Scootaloo!” He cried. “It’s happening again!”
 
Scootaloo was quick to react. Moosty flipped over and lay down on his stomach. Without hesitation, Scootaloo stuck his lips against Moosty’s cornhole and sucked out as much Scootagoo as he could. Moosty was horridly allergic to the Scootagoo.
 
“That was close!” Scootaloo said.
 
“Once again, I owe you my life.” Moosty said. “There’s nobody I trust more than you.”
 
“Well, Moosty,” Scootaloo replied. “I have something to tell you.”
 
“Oh?” Moosty said as he began to shit semen.
 
“Yeah, I’m not who you think I am.” Scootaloo said as he sat up, wiping butt glue from his fleshy fun bridge.
 
“I’m actually…” As Scootaloo said this, he removed the mask he had been wearing the whole time.
Bach was sitting in front of Moosty. Moosty was horrified to find his man-lover was actually his Division Manager.
 
“I just had to taste that forbidden fruit for myself.” Bach said. “I hope you can forgive me for my treachery, Moosty.”
 
Moosty sat in a horrid silence.
 
“Well, SAY SOMETHING.” Bach said. “Get mad, yell. SOMETHING!”
 
Moosty looked up at Bach. “I just have one question.”
 
“What is it?” Bach asked on fated breath. He hung by a thread, waiting for Moosty’s response.
 
“Can I have Admin now?”