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shwash

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  1. https://xenogamers.com/threads/37592/ GIMME SOME ADVICE
    1. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      Buy some potatoes
  2. https://xenogamers.com/threads/37727/#post-264487
  3. https://xenogamers.com/threads/37980/ Give me ideas because I am too lazy to think of any myself
  4. https://xenogamers.com/threads/38107/
  5. I can't sleep. Someone come over and beat me with a blunt instrument until I fall unconscious. I won't pay any money, but will appreciate it
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    2. LAN_Megalodon

      LAN_Megalodon

      can the "blunt instrument" be my penis?
    3. shwash

      shwash

      the aforementioned blunt instrument you chose is not within the acceptable parameters to batter me until I am stripped of my conscious.
    4. realBelloWaldi

      realBelloWaldi

      i can hit you up with a blunt ;)
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  6. I cannot face the world when rap songs use the Kill Bill whistle.
  7. I could be really edgy and say that I didn't do anything for Father's Day, but that is edgy.
  8. I drank an entire box of coffee today.
  9. I ended my 4 day streak of not sleeping yesterday. Waking up after that feels as instantly satisfying as heroin (I WOULD IMAGINE).
    1. Kypari

      Kypari

      Not sleeping can kill you, it's pretty much like starving yourself. Be careful ;-;
  10. I found a dead body while geocaching.
    1. LAN_Megalodon

      LAN_Megalodon

      http://www.firewatchgame.com/
    2. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      pics or it didnt happen
    3. shwash

      shwash

      I took a picture, but the police broke my phone, as well as my face, and legal credibility.
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  11. I got a day off tomorrow, what should I do?
    1. realBelloWaldi
    2. shwash

      shwash

      I can't go to Germany and kill someone in one day, too impractical.
  12. I have a day off today, I am doing yard-work no one else wants to do.
  13. I honestly hope dump trucks don't grow fists. That would be almost as bad as a T-Rexorcist.
  14. I just looked at my alerts tab and saw 7 alerts all from the Forum Game...
  15. I love the word "exacerbate". I like word "radical" as well. Why don't people use them.
    1. ael_fjordling

      ael_fjordling

      sometimes i find myself exacerbated, which is pretty radical
  16. I made my avatar in ten minutes on my phone. c:
  17. I think i'd be better off if I said nothing ever again.
  18. I've been actually busy. Weird right?
  19. Introducing the Menstrual Cycle: The fastest, most fuel efficient way to get around town. Order now for 69% off APR Financing.
  20. Is it sad that i'm not disappointed or surprised that I have to work on my birthday?
  21. IT'S HAPPENING!!!!
  22. Just in a great mood right now! c:
    1. SupremeWolf

      SupremeWolf

      You're white
    2. shwash

      shwash

      Yes i know :P
  23. Lost a looooot of money 2day. I think scotch heals all wounds :P
  24. My 21st Birthday is in a few weeks. Should I go to a bar or get blasted at home with some friends?
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    2. shwash

      shwash

      I will ask for a plane ticket to Germany for my Birthday then c:
    3. shwash

      shwash

      Wait @[51806:@Bello] you are only 18? I thought you were in your 20s.
    4. realBelloWaldi

      realBelloWaldi

      I'm 17. I joined this clan when I was 14.
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  25. My life has finally settled down completely. I feel like I am about to vomit from how much stress and tension was let go today.
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    2. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      Glad to hear that everything is settling down ^_^