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I eat Nutella while I'm crucified,

THATS HOW TOUGH I AM.

I think you need to go to Weenie Hut Jr. down the street, kiddo.

 

How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I? Every morning I brush my teeth with a steel brush, swish my mouth with bleach, and eat a hearty breakfast of Lemons and Oranges. ... Without any Milk.

 

You're in.

 

 

How tough am I? HOW TOUGH AM I?! I traded my shiny starter pokemon! Without any milk

Down the street, kid.

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how tough am i?

HOW TOUGH AM I?

Im so tough I can out run a black guy out running the police with 2 42" plasma screen t.vs

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How tough am I?

HOW TOUGH AM I?

I have a pair of functioning ovaries, a wide gaping vagina, and a pair of sagging tits like the world has never seen. Instead of sweat, I ooze pure estrogen out of my pores. When I work out, I take the 2.5lbs weights. I eat some nice warm oatmeal for breakfast, with some brown sugar on top and warm syrup drizzled all over.

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Im so tough I can out run a black guy out running the police with 2 42" plasma screen t.vs

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I have a pair of functioning ovaries, a wide gaping vagina, and a pair of sagging tits like the world has never seen. Instead of sweat, I ooze pure estrogen out of my pores. When I work out, I take the 2.5lbs weights. I eat some nice warm oatmeal for breakfast, with some brown sugar on top and warm syrup drizzled all over.

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I surf the web............ using Internet Explorer

yes

I beat GTA San Andreas........ without any cheats.

yes

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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