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Give me ur best or worst pick up line or funnest pick up line

here's one

"hey do u have a map cuz i want to find my way into your pants"

 

 

 

 

 

ps u sould do funny ones:p

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gurl, is that a mirror in your pocket?

because i see me in yo pants.

 

*make eye contact*

*assert domination*

then proceed to get slapped in the face

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Step 1: Get several limes.

Step 2: Clumsily drop the limes next to the girl/boy in question.

Step 3: Proceed to keep picking and dropping the limes until you get her attention (could take up to 30 mins)

Step 4: When she asks you if you're ok, reply "Sorry, Im not good at pickup limes"

Step 5: Win

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