Wish/granted game

[Heisenberg 1]

^wish granted, I'll have aegean! close it, but then he re-opens it a second later. WISH DENIED

I wish people would stop compaining about this game, although the BANNED game has 42 pages

[Peechis 0]

^Granted, but this thread will die off as the BANNED game reaches over 100 pages, and ends up crashing the site.

I wish I could rape every single one of you.

[Xepher 3]

Granted, but you are now in jail for life for rape

 

I wish there was an easier way to lose weight

[Peechis 0]

^Granted you now have a tapeworm

I wish nobody could wish for things anymore

 

Oh ♥♥♥♥, I broke it

[CampinCarl 0]

Granted, but a god grants wishing powers again.

 

I wish my real name was Carl

[Masta_Taco 0]

^Granted, But your last name is now DICKens with capitals.

 

I wish my ♥♥♥♥ was ROCK HARD.

[Brian 50]

^Granted, but now you can't use it for anything

 

I wish I were black. crayon (If you mention Skin color, You're Racist)

[Heisenberg 1]

^granted, but you are so black that your body actually traps light and you become a black hole

I wish I didn't blow my 200th post on this thread just now

[Xepher 3]

Granted, but you end up blowing it on another stupid thread

 

I wish I can break a tree with my hand like in Minecraft

[Speechluss 1]

Wish granted but you get splinters and end up with tree aids

 

I wish that we could all get treeaids and have a big treeaids partey!

[Im_Aspire 0]

Granted, but the party goes disastrously wrong because you forgot baloons.

 

I wish i had put a ^ at the start of my post :/

[Speechluss 1]

^wish granted but then god decided to take the ^ key out of all keyboards and phones and delete from everyones memory

 

I wish I had simething better to do

[Im_Aspire 0]

^Granted, but you have now been circumsized 14 times and it takes 7 weeks to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

 

I wish that the cake wasn't a lie

[Speechluss 1]

Granted but it just becomes a bigger lie

I wish I knew which curse word is that ♥♥♥♥ing long lol

[Im_Aspire 0]

^granted, i will put it into context, the "master" fish took the "bait"

 

I wish there wasn't a ♥♥♥♥ censors ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ whore slut ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck my ♥♥♥♥!