Wish/granted game

[Heisenberg 1]

^granted, but now it glows a bright blue

I wish there was no national debt

[Aegean 849]

^Granted, but ponies are for gays.

 

I wish that this wish has no bad catch.

 

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[Zapper5555 0]

^ Granted but your now ♥♥♥ for not wanting a bad catch...

I wish i sounded like my age and not a 12 yearf old ♥♥♥ also act my age ;) oh and my spanish 3 book gets replaced for free.

[Masta_Taco 0]

^Granted, but now all your speech is auto tuned and FUNKY.

 

I wish that for every nuke, we replace it with a ♥♥♥ bomb.

[Heisenberg 1]

^granted but now a global thermonuclear♥♥♥bomb war covers the world in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ (seriously, what did you say? Word filter :/)

 

I wish I was the leader of xG

[Masta_Taco 0]

^Granted, but you can't pay for the servers and have to have your house foreclosed.

 

I wish the word filter wouldn't cover up a sexuality with hearts.

[Peechis 0]

^Granted, but now everything word filters

 

♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥.

I wish I wasn't a ♥♥♥♥ing retard, for reals yo

[Heisenberg 1]

^granted, but now your intense smartness gives you constant migranes that drive you to commit suicidal acts

I wish more people were interested in this game

[Brian 50]

^Granted, but now there are people flooding the site and crashing it

 

I wish for a new bike.

[Peechis 0]

^Granted, but the gears are 50+ years old, all of them hard work. There are very short stubs for teeth, and the chain spins freely on it, resulting in no forward propulsion.

I wish I wasn't so damn smart.

[Brian 50]

^Granted, but now you're in a special ed Class and fail everything

 

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Heisenberg 1]

^granted, *a 500000 pound lady appears in front of Brian* WHY DO YOU THINK OF THESE THINGS O.o

I wish ammunition wasnt so goddamn expensive

[HighPlains 0]

^Granted but you have no money to pay for the now cheap ammunition.

I wish I weren't clinically depressed.

[Hudson 3]

^ Granted, but now your clinically psychotic.

 

I wish I had more diet coke..

[Jaybreeze 6]

^granted, i work at mcdonalds take all you want

 

I wish this game would stop. now end it. srsly