Wish/granted game

[Brian 50]

Granted, but now you have Parkinson's Disease

 

I wish I were white and had proper grammar

[Rabid 173]

^ Granted but you're must stare at a picture of my T!ts for 3days.

I wish for a super power

[Heisenberg 1]

^granted, but all it is is that your ♥♥♥♥ gets to retract into your body, through your ♥♥♥hole, so you can literally ♥♥♥♥ yourself

I wish I wasn't so goddamned lazy in school

[Xepher 3]

Granted, but you failed all of your classes

 

I wish to go back in time & fix things I ♥♥♥♥ed up

[HighPlains 0]

^Granted, but when you get back to the present Jesus has destroyed the world and murdered/raped/murdered your entire family.

And recorded it. And you must fap to it for all eternity.

I wish I had a Klondike bar.

[Heisenberg 1]

^Granted, but I left it out in the sun for half an hour and now its just moldy brownie cake mush

I wish I didn't cry so hard at the end of Paying It Foward while watching it with my friends today. Awkward :/

[Brian 50]

^Granted, but now everybody but the boy dies

 

I wish I had a computer.

[Heisenberg 1]

^Granted, but It's a mac :( (Lol sorry Jay)

I wish all the illegal immigrants were granted thier own country in the middle east, the late Iraq now becomes "Isrealio"

[Im_Aspire 0]

^Granted, but they become the largest manufactor of 3rd party weapons.

 

I wish white girls didn't wear there hair like black girls :/

[Speechluss 1]

^granted but now they talk like black girls

 

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I wish I hadn't forgotten to wish

[Im_Aspire 0]

^Granted, but no reason here because i have to B U M P this.

 

I wish i had a pair of pants.

[Brian 50]

^Granted, bu they everybody now goes to school naked.

 

I wish for this.

[Heisenberg 1]

^granted, but now males and fat ugly chicks only go to your school

I wish I could find a stronghold in minecraft 1.8

[Masta_Taco 0]

^Granted, but notch has now made Endermen always hostile.

 

I wish that I could have the monehs to buy all the games this holiday season.

[Heisenberg 1]

^granted, but all the release dates were moved ahead 4 years

I wish I was Batman