Wish/granted game

[Heisenberg 1]

^Granted but now everyone is better than aimbots and can wallhack

 

I wish Aegean! would close this thread to ♥♥♥♥ everyone off >:3

[Xepher 3]

^granted, but a V2 version is made

 

I wish I got some mountain dew

[Im_Aspire 0]

^granted, but it is secretly Sprite >:3 Muhahahaha

 

I wish for 3 more wishes.

[Heisenberg 1]

^granted, but they can only be 1 letter long

I wish I didn't 99.4mb of files

[trifdign 0]

^Granted, but half of your files are now viruses

I wish I didn't have to do homework.

[Aegean 849]

^granted but now you fail all your courses in school and live in a dumpster.

I wish that this is the last wish in this thread.

[Aaron 0]

^granted i have forum admins powers and this is locked now

I wish i was fat.

[Unique 0]

^Granted but you then realize you look horrible and make an evil plan to end the world because you wasted your wish., the apocalypse was swift. Tears flowed like wine and the sirens could barely be heard over the screaming. Children were ripped from their mothers and placed on a metallic slide that dropped them into either a holding cell, which pumped their innards with lard until The Pecking commenced, or into a raging fire that sauteed their supple flesh with butter and garlic. There was no day or month or year to mark it, for all time had stopped. Perdition had unfurled.

 

I wish I had a better pc

[Vero 0]

^ granted. but you can only use ms paint.

 

I wish i had more wishes.

[Im_Aspire 0]

^Granted, but you stole my wish

 

 

^granted, but they can only be 1 letter long

I wish I didn't 99.4mb of files

 

H....

[Heisenberg 1]

^Granted, but G....

I wish that my penis would stop falling off

[Rhododendron 994]

^granted but all wishes become impossible and cannot be granted.

[OneGlove 54]

^Granted, but the wishes are too good to stop now.

 

I wish I had, like, 15000000 dollars or something.

Edited April 22, 2016 by Guest (see edit history)

[Nu_13 84]

^Granted, but the money you will have to pay back in 3x to some loan sharks.

 

I wish for a girlfriend that is not bat shit crazy :coffee:

[Tomahawk 156]

^Granted, but the wishes are too good to stop now.

 

I wish I had, like, 15000000 dollars or something.

Grave digging on a post from 2011....gg

Edited April 27, 2016 by Guest (see edit history)