Heisenberg 1 Posted October 12, 2011 From the ghetto table: "I was in mister poppers penguins (film) and dis guy was suckin on my t!ts" O.o From the prep table: "anyone who wears aeropostale is poor" "these uggs only cost me $150! What a deal!" True story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xepher 3 Posted October 12, 2011 "The doctor told me it was going have to come off someday" He was serious too Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuckiiJr. 9 Posted October 12, 2011 "Once i met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guys COUSIN." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAlpha31 0 Posted October 12, 2011 "Once i met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guys COUSIN." What if it was the original guy's cousin? inception Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SKYDADDY 0 Posted October 12, 2011 i was in a movie and my dad was ♥♥♥♥ing me in the ♥♥♥ from the hillybilly table Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaybreeze 6 Posted October 12, 2011 i smoked a blunt with my study teacher once Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rabid 173 Posted October 12, 2011 Llama is mentally challenged. From xG study table forum Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 50 Posted October 12, 2011 "I really never thought about being ♥♥♥, but I never admitted I was. I just want to be myself." Two weeks later, he comes out the closet. ಠ_ಠ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JimenyCrickets 0 Posted October 12, 2011 "No I didn't let him ♥♥♥ inside me, I made him ♥♥♥ on me. So I don't think I'm gonna get pregnant." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FeelsBadMan 0 Posted October 12, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIwQn1Yy_xI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HighPlains 0 Posted October 12, 2011 We don't have study hall D: But my Civics class is full of downies so I hear great sh*t in there all the time. My teacher asked us if we knew any strange laws (like not being allowed to carry icecream in your pocket, etc.), and this girl said, "Did you know, that in West Virginia, it's illegal to marry someone if you're already married?" For shame. Just yesterday some c*nt asked, in a f*cking CIVICS AND GOVERNMENT class, "What's Obama's last name?" For f*ck's sake. I think I'm in the special class. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrono 372 Posted October 12, 2011 Yeah, you probably are... but in my Biology class (because I am a retard and ♥♥♥♥ed around my freshman year...) There are all these wannabe beaner douchebags who think they are so cool, so they started passing marijuana around between wannabe beaner dbag friends, right infront of our teacher... the cops came and they denied it... with the marijuana in their bags... that the cops searched.................... epic facepalm........... Moral of story: dont be a WANNABE BEANER DBAG, BE A REAL BEANER OR NOT A BEANER AT ALL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAlpha31 0 Posted October 13, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIwQn1Yy_xI You heard that in study hall? Holy ♥♥♥♥. (Where you wearing headphones?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DuckiiJr. 9 Posted October 14, 2011 "Legs spread faster than lies these days." Also in my siggy :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
