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>go to party

>get drunk

>drink tons o whiskey

>see hot gurl

>go to room with her

>shes drunk too

>stick it in!

>aw sheet virgin fag

>stick it in more

>keep going

>nothing happening

>no cum

>couldn't cum

>try to hide it and leave the room before she notices

>get on TS next day

>tell Everyone about inability to cum

 

>inb4 gaygean

 

#CumlessWonder

 

I had to @Link_ because you are too scurred to put it yo self

 

>inb4 forum ban

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>Girl waves at me

>Wave back

>Turns out she was waving to someone behind me

>Facepalm everyone saw

>Spaghetti falls out of pocket and goes everywhere

 

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>be 15

>get text from current girlfriend says I am so horny

>still virgin so think lets fucking do this

>go to her place (parents are out)

>she starts blowing

>omgthisishappening.jpeg

>return the favor

>finally go in when there is a shout from down stairs

>parents come home and shouts "you okay?"

>she replies yes mom

>get jeans on quick as fuck

>hear dad coming up stairs

>holy fucking shit

>he opens her bedroom door while we both are still half naked

>sees me and rages

>throws me out of window

>glass every where

>ripped jeans

>skin was showing

>hot night

>wind was blowin

>where you think you're goin baby?

 

wat

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>Be on Jailbreak playing Avalanche

>Set !class to Medic, rollin' with a P90 for maximum vent-knifer-slaying effectiveness

>Run out as soon as the round starts, 3 seconds earlier than most CTs

>Kill those vent knifas

>MFW people say, "the only thing I don't like about Loller is how he goes straight to the vent cells": :chuncky:

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>goes on duh forums

>sees loller is posting on something

>thinks of something to say about somebody besides loller

>sees jordo has replied 3 times

>chuckles to self

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>Speaks as if it's third person

>switches it to first person

>deserves to die

 

>Hasn't Posted story from his perspective

>only perspective to go off of is my troll perspective of it

>thinks he can cum

>decided to go to the playground

>spends all his days

>couple guys up to no good came up

>started makin some trouble nigga

>got in 1 little gaysession

>couldn't cum

>she said "yo movin in with yo auntie and uncle in brazzers"

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