Heisenberg

This would explain a lot lol

So today 2 very funny instances happened to me.

1. I was volunteering ringing the bells for Salvation Army in front of Stop N' Shop today. My friend was telling me about this wierd looking guy who came twice last friday and did wierd ♥♥♥♥. About 15 minutes after he told me he said "THAT'S HIM" and this green Ford Taurus going 10 miles and hour drives past and the driver slams on the parking break and drives up on the curb. He's a mid-60 year old man and walks out of the car and to the door of the store, constantly blowing rasberies "PLLLLLLLLLL". 10 minutes later he walks back out, apparently buying nothing, and says to us volunteers "Hey you ever see Mrs.Claus with no panties on? She shaves her monkey" and leaves. BUT THEN 20 minutes later he returns, walking into the store with a bag of McDonalds. He then proceeds to eat the contents of the bag in the breezway of the store. Then he walks out singing "Feliz navidad! PLLLLLLLLL! Feliz navidad! N!@@ERS" as loud as he can and drives off. Everyone was cracking up, bar a ♥♥♥♥♥ soccer mom with her child.

2. There was one slice of pumpkin pie left in the dish, and my mom says "You can just spray whipped cream all over the pie and eat it right out of there." I say "That's what she said." And awkward silence soon follows...

True stories.

Wow what a ♥♥♥♥. +1 For ban

+1 nice warden

[xG:M;G;SnX;HH]

I have the most tags (I think? :S) in the clan to compensate for my tiny winkie. Get at me :P

I could totes get ;F too, but I don't wanna over do it ;)

I raffed and rused :(

getting pissed?

 

whats that?

I'm going to have to second this

although it's been soooooo long...

#1-Lupe fiasco

THANK YOU SOOOoooOOO MUCH!!

I remember the good old days of playing with King J and someone else (I forgot >.>) singin "Hide dat watermelon...cuz massa is comin!"

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She also freekills and acts like that if I slay her that since shes "friends" with the staff that any1 who goes against her word THEIR BANNED *Scared face*

 

+1

...you play on HG?

+1 cutest dog ever and nice on the forums

Aloha!

-1 2 certain friends of mine CONSTANTLY have problems with you. Stop with your attitude problem

Maasie fur mod! +1

oh wait wrong post

I played it, but havent gone on it for a LONG time. How about NeoTokyo?

It's a book where ♥♥♥♥ from the school year is put, like pictures and senior quotes. It's for memories when you're older if you didn't OD on alcohol or die in vietnam

Maasie fur mod! +1

My senior quote is "My name is commander shepard, and this is my favorite senior quote on the citadel"

-1 she should have made it herself.

I'd totally +1 if she made one herself. Don't let her pussywhip you lol

FiveSeven. USP is much too common. When I get it from a reboobler, maybe I want to use it AS A GUN. The Fiveseven is much more rare, plus my FiveSeven has a tazer-looking skin :3

This post gave me cancer

0 for now, should read motd through once more. And try to use your mic less plzz

Snackbar you should start a tattoo thread where people explain thier tattoos

Changing vote to pyro because I love him

oh and he's a fun warden. He's happy compared to most drab wardens

P.S. Smoker comes in second, and kennY in third

^Correction: YOU will die in 6 days. Watching that tape was a bad idea, huh? XD

BTW I win because in a nuclear war I'd be vaporized due to the fact that I live in a primary target area

Colourblaze

Those were the days...

Just woke up

Admin abusing

Playin vidya gaemz :)

81tchy

REALLY high

Hungry

Sick

Lethargic

Fapping

Orgasming

Lonely :(

Suicidal

Pissy

^sounds like my average weekend