Princess_Celest

For some reason, these just don't seem suitable to be playing while a steroids-injected CT who is obviously the spawn of Sonic the Hedgehog mows down Ts. The only thing in my mind that would fit in is still, and always will be, this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

It was a dark and stormy night, I was on my way back from the strippers club. Knowing how long it would take to walk home by road i decided to take a daring move and run through Forest. The last time i was here was many years ago when Forest came to save me from my depression. The trees could speak and walk, just like the Ents in Lord Of The Rings. I learned all i could from Forest. How to keep warm with out a fire, how to speak the language of the forest and how kill the forest. As i was walking through that very forest drunk as hell. I decided to light a match and smoke. After i lit it i just through the match away, Being the pyrotechnic that I am, i just continued lighting the matches and eventually made a torch out of matches and sticks. When i was about halfway through a bear attacked me. But it twas no ordinary bear, It was a Badass bear who wanted me dead. Dropping the flaming homosexual torch i ran from the bear and started a Forest Fire. I looked back behind me and saw the flames, scared, I ran away hoping that the bear got caught up in the flames. But the flames not only got the bear, they caught up to me and almost killed me. But a tree fell right behind me taking the brunt of the flames leaving me to escape. To this very day i still cry myself to sleep at night over Forest.
 
~R.I.P Forest from 1916-2013

i wus 6 yr old. i het ferest. Ferest ghey. I piss on Indian gwounds. Ferest is ugly. Hippies hears me and does rapes. i done care. I calls them dumb dumb. They hears me and cuts my tiny pee pee off.
 
I cri. I lay on grund. Ass bleeds. Wormth cums. I shit mahsef. Fire spreads. I cluse mah I's. Bout to die fecker.
 
I rdy.
 
I feel ashy hend tuch meh. It's teh Forest. I esk why they save meh. They seh ferest is lyfe. They hug meh. Ima so happy. We here squirrlies have secksy secks.

forests>dogs atleast copy the right wiki...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMOwW7rO8fM
 
+1

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Thank you.
 
Thats the first good luck I've had all day! I would like to thank my mom, and my dad for helping me get this far. Also my cat for keeping me company in the times for no good luck. My blanket for keeping me warm at night. My comb for keeping my hair sexy. I would also like to thank all the water bottles I've used for hydrating myself. Thank you so fucking much. Lastly, I would like to thank you, for wishing us a good luck!
shouldn't you also thank your cat for typing smite @all and pressing enter for you too?

@@Genesis, when can I lower the sun? It's been 72 hours since we had night time...

@@Genesis Thanks, you'll have a nice long night now while I take a nap.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBT9Z1pnto8
Well, shit. See you around Zeal... I'll miss that cat.... :cry:

-1 Has a huge bitch

Can we start class now?

What sport is this -.-?

Is it American Football then? :3

Can we stop doing this over a member protest?...

and hoedowns

+1 I've seen him on TS quite a lot and the time I've spent playing with him has been problem free. He's definitely earned my vouch. I wish him the best of luck and hope it all goes well for him.
A: 8/10
M: 10/10

+1 kid has like 14 bans total (ctbans and server bans) mostly for freekilling and INTENTIONALLY breaking rules.
He also has a ban for "intentionally crashed server" which is something I think is a very serious offense and something we do not need from a member.
 
Also, said he was leaving anyways:

Alright, after discussing recent events as well as attitude problems with Purple, it has been decided that he will remain a Member of xG. This is the first Member Protest I've seen regarding this player, and as such it will be an eye-opener.
 
It has been made apparent that Purple is constantly harassed both in forums and ingame, which is without a doubt a contributing factor in his attitude. However; given that it is something that can be dealt with in a calm manner (either ignoring or notifying a Higher-Up), it is not a tolerable means of lashing out on forums or threatening to leave xG. Should another occurrence of this happen, expulsion from XenoGamers will be considered and more than likely dealt.
 
I will also note that harassing members of the community is not something that should be practised. If you don't like someone, there is no reason you cannot just avoid them or simply ignore them. Should I hear that anyone is consistently harassing Purple (and vice-versa) again, consequences will be dealt, possibly to both parties.
 
Grow up people, we expect more from our Members, and especially our Staff Members. If you are being harassed or disrespected by someone, notify a Higher-Up. There is no reason to further escalate it by stooping to the offender's level. Doing that will only result in a shit-storm that won't benefit anyone such as this. Contact me if Purple's attitude has gone out of check, and @@Cloud , fix that attitude. I don't want to see you griefing the hell out of people in such a hostile manner for stating their opinion.
 
~ Forgotten in the Lost Woods

Almost there!

-1 gay irl C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRRRRR

Each -1 with valid reasoning (stating they agree with someone's reason for -1 is valid, quoting it or not) counts as a -1, to your total. each invalid +1 counts as a 0, each 0 is 0.
 
Prior to this post you were at: 10.
 
Personally: -1, you have a bad attitude, and disregard for authority.
 
As for "on topic" in a member submission, just like a ban protest or member protest or ban request, all things pertaining to the individual are taken into consideration.
Ex: Duckii Jr. > Previous suicide threats
Rabid > Previous bans for trolling, general attitude still presented in league messages steam messages and other teamspeak
People banned for hacking > other bans for hacking in other servers
your member submission > YOUR attitude, with proof, or your bans in others servers for joining and intentionally mass freekilling