Forest got set on fire.
Characters: Forest, and Fiddlesticks
*In a nice house by the summoners rift, Forest is sitting on the chair laying down in a recliner watching Transformers (The new one with the cool robot sniper head butt fudge with Mark Whalberg)*
*Fiddlesticks walks in*
Fiddlesticks: Hey babe, got off early today. Simple match, i'm plat 5 now. But oh my god it was such a stupid match... *fiddlesticks puts his scythe down next to the fireplace below the tv* our adc had noooo clue how to cs at all! But I carried us to victory at least, friggin 12/4/1 *fiddlesticks climbs on top of Forest to lie down on him and give him a hug*
Forest: Ohhhohoh my big boy getting larger in the divisions isn't he? *as Forest lifts up Fiddlesticks chin and places his lips upon Fiddles soft wooden lips* I love it when my champion comes home a bit bigger each time. Not too far from LCS. *Forest smirks*
Fiddlesticks: *Smiles and sits on top of him in a sexual position with clothes still on* Ooooh, why do I feel like i'm getting a little bit more then just a promotion today? Sure hope something good happens. *Fiddle smirks*
Forest: *chuckles as he pulls down his pants* Hell yeah you are, come here and take this and enjoy it as much as you want babe.
Fiddlesticks: *Fiddle quickly pulls himself onto Forests large throbbing trunk and starts thrusting his small thin wooden hips up and down* *panting* w-we sh-should really u-use some lu-lube before something b-bad happens l-like l-last time hon-honey!
Forest: *Forest moans a little, seeming like he is playfully annoyed* Nothing will h-
oh frick ITS HAPPENING AGAIN. *Forest throws fiddlesticks as he quickly realizes since they are both wood (fricking idiot forest HONESTLY) Forest's large throbbing trunk has caught fire because they were banging too fast/hard*
Fiddlesticks: QUICK GET THE frickING LUBE *Fiddle looks around panic because his sexual partners wooden snake is now on fire* oh my god its spreading, its SPREADING!
*Forest is quickly engulfed in flames along with fiddlesticks because fiddle has a stick for a brain and tried jumping on his snake to put out the fire*
R.I.P Firebeef n' fixinForest