SpermytheCat

nice copypasta

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Team Fortress 2 In-Game Name:

Kanye Westest Steam ID:

Steam Community :: Kanye Weast Information:

Reason why you were banned(If you don't know this put n/a:Harassment and impersonation
Why should you be unbanned?:I was constantly harrassing a moderator and I was mad at everyone that day and I kinda went too far and took it out on xG:AJohnMadden, It wont happen again, i'll take a ban I just dont wanna be perm'd please.
sorry,
Kanye Westest

To add, not even a day after a one week ban expired you decided to do impersonate me AND also changed your name to "pls ban me".

my mom doesn't let me use those words @Bleed

Sup fags. ( @DrLee @Bleed @Tsuchikure @Yu_Narukami ). Been a while. As you probably have noticed, I don't play on xG servers anymore. I don't even play CS:S much anymore, and I rarely visit the TS. Nothing really holding me here in xG, and I'd like to go look at other gaming clans that play the games that I do enjoy. So, I've decided to leave xG (again.)(inb4 comes back in one month).
 
 
I'll still occasionally drop by the TS. I might even hop on JB every once in a while.
 
 
 
Bye furfags/flaming homosexuals/weeaboos.

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Please, offer any suggestions so we can make it better.

+1 has a mic

is @Chrono back?

im probably going to be on CSS jb more often because I have time for things now
 
hi chums

I see. I went AFK to trade and check Outpost and must have ended up near the door.

Hi my name is Tittie Sprinkles and i'd like to bring up an important topic. In the past few days I have been noticing a real problem with the CSS jailbreak server. First off HEXX IS AGODDAMN BUTTHOLE AND CAN EAT MY SHORTS
 
 
bye. @Hexx @DrLee

IM such a new fag cuz like i been here for liek years

False alarm everyone. Hi as fuckkkkkkkkkkkk

clap for a nigga

he's changed you guys should give him a chance +1

'nother one bites the dust

+1 active, fucks with ganja and makes me laugh.

I would love that tiki weapons reskins there r awsome

Does anyone have any good ideas for games, my game spark is flickering off and on

It's the enternet know one cares about me speach butts fors yous i will fixs its

To my left I see a lemon-scented candle, nothing is to my right. I take the lemon scented candle and greet the natives to try and devise a way off the island. I speak to one of the native women, who refuse to tell me the secret art of shark taming. Luckily, I light the scented candle, which immediately seduces her. She tries to hide it.
"Spermy-kun!" she whimpers, "I-it's not like I like you or anything, b-baka...!"
I immediately pitch my tent, not because of the native woman who is now biting her bra strap seductively, but because I have an irrational sexual desire for lemons.
I try to look away, perhaps there is another way off this island. I cannot tarnish this poor woman with my 3-inch meat pole of justice.
"P-please notice me Senpai!" she shouts, as she rips her clothes off in one impressive move, exposing her lushous breasts and quivering womanhood.
She bends over, she commands "Fill me with your love cream, Spermy-kun! Take me!"
Luckily, I spot a particularily sexy sheep from one of the village farms. I imagine penetrating its virgin sheep-butt as I enter the native girl. Our bodies contact and push back away again, with such rhythm you could mistake it for art. She moans louder and louder and my lap rocket readies for lift off and the sheep temptress metres away chews its grass seductively. T- 20... T- 19...
I thrust harder and harder and we both meet the moment of truth at the same time. I blast my baby juice with such force that her virgin gutlocker ripples on the impact, sending us both into the water. The orgasmic power that is eminating through us both propels us at mach-speed through the magnificent span of ocean. The sharks are so impressed with this stunning display of lovin' that they do not even attempt to attack us before the inevitable shark-orgy ensues. As we reach the mainland, I notice that the sheer power of the orgasm has ruptured her heart.
"N-no! Kameko-chan!" I scream in agony through my tears (her name was Kameko btw), "Please don't leave me!"
"It's okay.... b-baka..... Senpai finally noticed... me..." she manages to force out, as she passes on to the next world. I pick up her lifeless face, and press it to mine.
"Please don't go...." I say, "I will follow you where ever you wish."
She says nothing, and as I press the barrel of my .45 against my head, the air of lemon-scented candles tempts me from afar, creating a perfect symphony of senses with the click of the trigger.
 
 
SITUATION:
You are taken prisoner by Kony in the Congo, because you didn't stop him through facebook. He whips you every day as you mine for African Blood jewels. One day, he and his child soldiers look away for just long enough for you to pick up a weapon and make an escape attempt, despite a labyrinth of mines and brigade of african orphan child soldiers protecting it.

-1 He'd be a great moderator, as long as he didn't have any moderator powers. At all.
 
The freekilling, freeshooting, baiting, 30 something CT bans... Yeah, no...

I am interested to know peoples ideas for new weapons i know i could look at the workshop but people that can't do those things what u guys think
I want a stick launcher that can stick to players or even a launcher that blows up with senors