Movies suck. Who the fuck cares about a godfather or a Lawrence of fuckin Arabia?? But anyways, there are only 5 good movies. and the good ones are amazing. I would even consider them like gems in a giant steaming pile of sheit. I'll list em here.
1. Alvin and the Chipmunks 3: Chipwrecked
What else can I say about this movie that already hasn't been said? Great characters, amazing plot, gripping storytelling, and awesome actors. The squirrels are so cute, and they're the main characters!!!!!!!!!!!! I rate this movie 39 starving african children out of 40 fat american children, so it is a must-watch.
2. Ratatouille
Now, everyone knows most Pixar movies are god-awful, but this one is a HUGE exception. The cute little ferret is cooking people food! LOL! Anyways, this movie has amazing animation, great voice acting, and a sad but romantic plot. I rate this movie a 1 out of a negative 36. Bad Rats is a MUST WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!! B
3. Top Gun
This movie is the deepest movie I have ever seen. With feminist themes and a complex narrative, this movie will make you think. The main actor, Bruce Willis, was really good. I don't want to say much more, as I'll spoil it for you. CHECK THIS MOVIE OUT
4. John Cena
[Chorus: John Cena]
Your time is up, my time is now
You can't see me, my time is now
It's the franchise, boy I'm shinin' now
You can't see me, my time is now!
[John Cena]
In case you forgot or fell off I'm still hot - knock your shell off
My money stack fat plus I can't turn the swell off
The franchise, doin' big bid'ness, I live this
It's automatic I win this - oh you hear those horns, you finished
A soldier, and I stay under you fightin'
Plus I'm stormin' on you chumps like I'm thunder and lightning
Ain't no way you breakin' me kid, I'm harder than nails
Plus I keep it on lock, like I'm part of the jail
I'm slaughtering stale, competition, I got the whole block wishing
they could run with my division but they gone fishing -
- with no bait, kid your boy hold weight
I got my soul straight, I brush your mouth like Colgate
In any weather I'm never better your boy's so hot
you'll never catch me in the next man's sweater
If they hate, let 'em hate, I drop ya whole clan
Lay yo' ass down for the three second tan
[Chorus]
[Tha Trademarc]
Yeah, uh
It's gonna be what it's gonna be
Five pounds of courage buddy, bass tint pants with a gold T
Uh - it's a war dance and victory step
A raw stance is a gift, when you insist it's my rep
John Cena, Trademarc, you all are so-so
And talk about the bread you make but don't know the recipe for dough though
Aimin' guns in all your photos, that's a no-no
When this pop, you'll liplock, your big talk's a blatant no-show
See what happens when the ice age melt
You see monetary status is not what matters, but it helps
I rock a timepiece by Benny if any
The same reason y'all could love me is the same reason y'all condemn me
A man's measured by the way that he thinks
Not clothing lines, ice links, leather and minks
I spent 20 plus years seekin' knowledge of self
So for now Marc Predka's livin' life for wealth
1. Superbabies
This movie. My god, this movie. I would kill my family if it was the only way I would be able to watch this movie again. I love it so much. With its amazing cast, deep and dark plot, beautiful soundtrack, and intriguing themes, it is simply the best. This movie made me think differently, and it will make you think differently too, if you just simply watch this godly masterpiece. 10\10 would bang