This is a joke, what I'm saying isn't my thoughts or views at all.
Hope you like it
Conglaturation!
You have sold your soul to xG!
To begin your imprisonment, familiarize yourself with our rules listed here. This is highly important and knowing these rules will keep you safe from bans, and remember there is no escape from this hell! Oh yeah and if you don't follow these rules we will pull out your teeth.
Want to boss people around on servers?
There are a few ways to earn a promotion
1. suck the higher-ups' dicks!
2. sacrifice your dog to xg
3. kill yourself!
For a list of our hellish realms, I mean servers, click here.
If you leave or multiclan we will kill your family!