BashinBolshevik

Thats me 100% legit

There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of- Phoenix, who once was accommodated for- Being amazing at his job while at the same time- Stole cookies form the grade schoolers,- That he resales laced with- Laxatives, so the consumers- Can suffer on their way to the toilet just to find out that- The local sewer system stopped running, rendering all local plumbing to fail, someone went to check it out only to find- That there was a strange figure who somehow blocked all of the sewage. That figure was none other than- Scootaloo, who was working on The biggest meme filled promo/demo! which was- His next murder, chopping up the body and building dam with the body parts clogging the sewer. He noticed the man who investigated the sewers and- Realized that the man is actually the devastatingly handsome and seductive- Lithium, the man the town loathed, what does it all mean? The cookies, the murders, the sewers?- Could it be that Scootaloo was prepearing the biggest fudgepost ever presented to the mankind, and he was killing people to accomplish such an achivement? Or perhaps it was- The next part of "50 Shades of Oof," which was about- Sexual stuff that involves cucumbers, a morning star, and -

Good night sweet prince. :'(

lol yea... im much more beautiful now~

Yep, it's me Bashin, back at the old forums after about a year. Anyway, a summary of the stuff that happened: - My mac was too outdated to use Steam - I went back to Russia to visit familia - A bunch of other bullshit But yeah, I'm back now. I hope you guys don't hate me!

Im going on a cruise to Cazumel, Mexico; the Caiman Islands; and Jamaica on Saturday. I'll be gone for 7 days, and im going to post pics here to make you jelly.

Spoiler: I have a single-beating heart. Seriously.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX3iLfcMDCw

let this creep into your nightmares.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ