Hello! I'm Fink, a doctor with a degree in something. Today I'll show you how to survive the upcoming PLAGUE which will kill us all. This is called EBOLA.
Step 1: Trust no one
When America turns into complete anarchy, everyone will try to kill and eat each other. Your friends and family may backstab you, so watch out.
Step 2: Watch out for people infected with ebola.
Most people infected with ebola are blacks, so watch out for what they say. Ebola patients will want kfc and kool-aid and they will say nigga a lot. Here is a video on what to do if you see one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6Jb2k4ovjs The instructions stop after 30 seconds.
Step 3: Find a religion to give faith.
Hope and faith can help save us. I personally pray to the dark lord, Chin Chin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_dTLeM1K1E
Step 4: Find weapons. I personally like to fight in a police officer costume with a pistol because africans are afraid of the police.
This will be updated when I think of things