LEGIT

oh fuck, it's too small, well fuck me

During a Freeday, Your Average Merc vs Tauntbox were doing a 1v1 RPS Battle, and Tauntbox won the 1v1 RPS Battle. It laid a tombstone down, but Tauntbox didn't realize the quote until LCT. During LCT, he found the quote saying "Your Average Merc wore a gibus".

m8 don't worry, I already made the first part of the game, and it's coming soon

I was bored, so I made a random game. It's called the MLG Game, and soon it's going to have a story of the MLG. I'm going to continue making the game as I have freetime, but for now, you can download the Alpha. Currently, there is no gameplay and looks shit. The only thing that the game has is one trickshot cutscene and a voice narrator. Have fun and tell me what to add, and yes, there will be a lenny easter egg. The MLG Game (Alpha).zip

Leaked Team Fortress 2 Next-Gen Screenshots Originally these were from E3 2015, but was scrapped out and replaced with a different game because VALVe thought it was too unstable for showcase. Both Console screenshots are 1920x1080 while the PC version is 4k. Original Note: "Hey, FAGBOX, hey, remember me? That one guy from that one server? Huh, you don't remember me. Well hey! I'm glad you're still playing that damn Team Fortress 2 game, and oh, hey, nice to see you again 3 years later. Oh, and not to forget. Didn't you remember that I was an Xbox One developer? No? Well, hell, now you know, and I got some great news! You know TF2? It's going to get a Source 2 port! Exciting, right?! Well, also, you're getting your TF2 version on the Console in 1080p! How crazy is that? I got a beta image here: (image) The Image is the official TF2 beta, Next Gen PC Port, because the PC port was modified for Next Generation purposes. I also got the 4k PC Image here: (image), and looks pretty amazing! I was one of the people that helped take the screenshot, and I know you're excited. Tell this to your friends, and they'll be excited. Before I go, I also have my other friend that works for Sony, and has a PS4 version of tf2 here: (image). Ok, bye friend!" Of course, this looks obviously real, as these are real leaked TF2 screenshots of Source 2. Due to the size of the PC Screenshot, I'll link it right here:

Hello, and my name is LEGIT (Now known as FagBox), and now today this is going to be a suggestion thread for things that should be brought back or removed in to FF2. Let's get into the things: BRING BACK OBJECTS: Mainly and most importantly, is the removal of the most overpowered boss in FF2 back then, was the Godlike Blitzkrieg, holy balls, like seriously, rocket hell! His difficulty was Godlike, making him almost an undefeatable boss. In about July, it was changed to Normal and after that he was comepletely removed to the Public. The reason why this must come back was the originality of this boss, as he was fun and makes everyone react. There are ways to nerf the Blitzkrieg as you can change it on the Config File: Set Difficulty to Easy Remove Rockets at spawn but until he loses a life Melee Only Next, is the most beloved and famous Flyro ability, like seriously, what the hell? I know, it was used to delay the fuck out of maps seriously, and was completely removed. It was brought back twice, but removed permanntly. There's a solution to this, and making the Flyro one use per round and have to pay 250 points to use. Like seriously, this must be brought back, and if it's fine to make the Flyro like 2.5k points, we're up to the challenge. REMOVE ITEMS: Sapper Throw - What the fuck? This is useless. Barrel - Useful in some, useless in most Bonk Shoes - Holy shit, you have to be lucky to jump on the hale's head That's currently all :)

I can't beat the story mission "Black Mesa: Part 2" as because everytime the sentry gun is there, it does so much damage and I die constantly, making it almost impossible to beat the mission and if I leave I have to restart the whole mission. I asked multiple friends to help me beat this mission and do it in Co-Op but they didn't get to Black Mesa Facilities yet, so I'm stuck and I can't get to City 17 to begin my journey. I need help escaping Black Mesa Facilities, so I can experience the Half Life 3: Multiplayer Features. Also, I'm using the Assault loadout, but most of the loadouts don't work at all to destroy the sentry, so I'm stuck.

Also, just to remind you, that VAC Ban was only for CS:GO, not for everything else. I was really lucky that VALVe didn't remove any of my TF2 items.

Well, this is it. after 7 years of gaming, this has finally come to an end to my account. It's really sad, as this happened at 12 in the morning (12:01 AM), as I was gaming too hard playing some CS:GO. I tried 360 trickscoping this one guy for a video I was recording just for fun at night, then at around 11:59, is the end of time for my account. Yes, it's a VAC BAN, I GOT VAC BANNED FOR 360 TRICKSCOPING. I know, VAC Bans are delayed, but the reason why I got VAC Banned is I think is because of 2009 where I accidently said my password on a server, which isn't allowed. VAC Bans are delayed and this guy someone hacked me but never changed my password. Well, this is the end of my gaming experience ACCOUNT DETAIL HISTORY: 2008: Beginning of Time 2009: Played mostly F2P games 2010: Same thing 2011: Played TF2, was into it because it was really fun 2012: Bought Some STEAM Games (GMOD, TERRARIA, CS:GO) 2013: Got into Steam Trading 2014: Started Recording awesome videos 2014 XG: First Started Playing XG Christmas 2014: Got a total of 80 games in my account after all those years 2015 before VAC: Still playing some TF2 2015 with VAC: The end of Account To be honest, I had alot of fun here, no matter what the cause of life is. I loved STEAM and VALVe, and there is no time of trying to get started on a new account. Well, time to say goodbye to STEAM. Don't worry, I'll still be online playing some GMOD at the time being. *too late, I trolled the f**k out of you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS6Ps5VvnbU Um, what the actual fk did I make?

WARNING: CONTAINS A S**T TON OF BORING A** CONTENT AND A S**T TON OF PROFANITY Once there was a greedy a** Free 2 Play named, the Gibus Professional, and he claims that hes buffed as f**k. All of the Pay 2 Plays laughed at the Gibus Professional as he has s**ty stock weapons, meaning no name tags, stranges, and worst, and it's not even weapon releated, no, single, F**KING HAT. So, during the time of his "Professional" gibus skills, his Kill/Death Ratio is 0/420, as he claims that hes f**king awesome, and knows how to trade. Well guess what folks? The Gibus ACTUALLY tried to buy an earbud for 1 scrap, and he posts "I'm a popular youtuber, watch my vids", and the guy declined his trade and replied back saying "No s**t sherlock, you're poor as f**k, you only have 2 subs, and you sound like a f**king 1 year old, gtfo noob". The Free 2 Play was spamming his trades until he got his earbud, and guess what? It took him at least more than 500 trade sends and finally got his earbud. The rich Pay 2 Play said "You know what? F**k you, you're just poor as f**k. Take your f**king earbud and goto hell d**kweed." The Gibus Professional showed off his earbud with his amazing "Gibus" hat and "Professional" skills. The people still hated him as he was STILL WEARING his GIBUS HAT, STILL NO WEAPONS, AND NO F**KING HATS. The people hated him so much, they kept calling the Gibus Professional "Crap and UnOrginal". The Free 2 Play didn't care, and he spent his $100 on keys to show that hes rich. At least people saw him as a Pay 2 Pay, but the Gibus Professional recieved his first hat, the Mann. Co hat. Once he has realized that he's actually a Pay 2 Play now, he was really pissed off and he wanted to remove his status and wants to become a Free 2 Play again. Why didn't he just create an account and just transfer all the items into the Free 2 Play account? That doesn't matter anymore, as he went hell with his life, as he tried to get to Valve Headquarters as soon as possible to remove his P2P status and get back to F2P status. The Valve Employees said "Sorry, but we can't remove your P2P Status, but you can create an another account and play it there instead, transfer all of your items to there and still keep F2P status". The Gibus Professional was pissed off as he didn't want to create a new account as he was lazy as f**k, so all he did was shoot himself in the head and said "F**K, MY, F**KING, LIFE"! What he hasn't realized is that he won a Saxxy one day before his death, and he didn't even f**king notice at all, as he was just complaining about his account being Pay 2 Play. Chapter 2: wut deh fk? (google translate: What the f**k?) Once the Free 2 Play (Now P2P) has killed himself, he was sent to nothing but blackness. The End, as there was no f**king point of adding a chapter 2 as this was just meant for joke ness. Now, time to put the s**ty credits no one wants to watch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) CREDITS: GUEST STAR: STAR_ FREE 2 PLAY: the Gibus Professional NARRATOR: STAR_ STORY BY: Shrek the end like my stories? buy them off ebay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

No Conga No Doritos No Dew No Faze 0/10 would see again

Hey peeps, you probably heard of my "Worst Map in TF2 Thread". I just wanted to say, its my first map, and its ok, I've started on making a, more better map than that cheap scrap. I have officially stopped working on the map so I can work on this one. The map will take a while to finish so don't complain, or say "U LYING M000terfakar, u not legit at all!". The map is at the works, but for now, its in development. All I can give you is that the map is bettet than my previous map, faketf2map. This map is in early development, so pretty much you have to wait, or you can suggest and I can release this map earlier, but it may take me a while to figure, so yeah. Pictures will be added if I feel like the map is in good shape, but for now, the map is at works, testing.

Sequel has Came, after 1 Day of Using the Source Filmmaker (well duh, it does take a noob one day to make this), I have finally made something I really made, a Spy and the Dispenser. IMAGE SIZE: 1920 x 1080 (Yup, it really is) Image Name: GXqdToj.jpg Theres really nothing else to say execpt that this is my First SFM Photo. REVIEWS: "Spy likes to Flip People off just for fun" 11/10 - IGN The Pre-Quel: [sequel] source filmmaker boring picture/worse tf2 spy picture | Xeno Gamers

Boring Map made using the Hammer Editor lol 4 Spawns, Lots of Ammo Crates and Health Packs Think inside the box Map By: LEGIT Map Name: faketf2map.bsp Hammer Editor Name: faketf2map.vmf Download Map: faketf2map Download .vmf File: faketf2map *Downloads Provided by Mediafire due to files being to large and won't even insert, if complaints/mods/admins/owners ask me to remove, link(s) provided will be removed from the thread REVIEWS: "Worst Map in TF2, but lagless for low end PC's" 9.5/10 - IGN "Free Spawn Kills, thank you" 4.3/5 - PCGamer "Much Flat, So Smooth" - Doge "Easy for Spies to Camp, awesome, but flat map" 8/10 - shadowspy "That'ssssssss a niceeeeeeee map you got there" 9/10 - A random Creeper "2 Packs, 1 Large Box" - Shrek "Worse Map, Nice Box," 8.6/10 - Rock, Paper, Shotgun *Please create servers for this map, I would like to try them lol, but bumping this thread up helps too DRAG THE .BSP FILE INTO YOUR MAPS FOLDER AND TYPE MAP FAKETF2MAP IN CONSOLE TO PLAY. THE .VMF FILE ARE MEANT FOR DEVELOPERS ONLY AND IS NOT REQUIRED TO INSTALL THIS MAP, JUST THE .BSP FILE. SEQUEL RELEASED: [sequel] source filmmaker boring picture/worse tf2 spy picture | Xeno Gamers