Warriorsfury 12 Posted January 17, 2013 There is this really fucking annoying kid who is too fucking poor/gangster to get headphones so he INSISTS on playing his music out loud. Its really fucking annoying because were in the library too. How should I kill him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rhododendron 994 Posted January 17, 2013 There is this really fucking annoying kid who is too fucking poor/gangster to get headphones so he INSISTS on playing his music out loud. Its really fucking annoying because were in the library too. Justin Bieber Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhyJewMad 0 Posted January 17, 2013 slowly. pour salt and acetone into the wound. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrono 372 Posted January 17, 2013 cut your balls off and stuff them in his mouth, then cut your shaft off, and stick it in his pooper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sliver 1 Posted January 18, 2013 Through education. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forest 309 Posted January 18, 2013 Quietly stand up, careful not to disturb anyone else in the library, then proceed to find the heaviest/thickest book available to you (typically an encyclopedia of some sort). Make your way behind the mentioned annoyance and with an enraged blood thirsty battlecry, begin to rapidly pound on the back of their head with the book until left with a bloody pulp on the desk. This may take a while, and I can't stress enough on how important it is to yell and scream in a manic manner so that everyone takes notice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRageWay 0 Posted January 18, 2013 Shoot with a gun to help promote gun laws (sarcasm) -_- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrono 372 Posted January 18, 2013 go back in time and stab his mother in the stomach. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lonewolf1925 0 Posted January 18, 2013 Summon Cthulhu to kill him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warriorsfury 12 Posted January 18, 2013 Shoot with a gun to help promote gun laws (sarcasm) -_- I laughed very hard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IDGAFoxxeh 0 Posted January 18, 2013 stab him and piss in the wound. then poo-poo on his face a say "Eat... the poo. EAT THE POO." then shove the poo-poo in the mouth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nymph 1 Posted January 19, 2013 A very descriptive and awesome plan, well done Forest. Anyways, you should just throw a piece of chicken at him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LostCause 2 Posted January 21, 2013 What you do is you follow him home and when hes not looking take a stick and knock him and drag him to the middle of the forest. Take his ipod or whatever and when he wakes up smash it and eat the pieces infront of him he will be so scared. After that beat the crap out of him (but good luck with you because your warrior) and then leave him in the woods to die. gg no re Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarkNova 0 Posted January 21, 2013 Tell him that you'll shove that music device right up his ass and if he doesn't stop, shove it up his ass and make him throw it up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
