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DarkWolf6052

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There was a redneckwho hit every black man he saw with his truck. One day he saw a priest walking down the road and thought, "For all the bad things I done, let me give this priest a ride." So he picked the priest up and they drove along. The redneck saw a black guy down the road and decided he would pretend to fall asleep and so the priest would think it was an accident. The redneck closed his eyes and heard a loud bang. "What happened?" he asked. "You missed him," the priest said, "but I got him with the door."

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What does Hitler hate most about the Holocaust? THE COST!!!

How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their workboots!

Q: What's the only positive thing about living in the ghetto?

A: Pregnancy tests.

Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?

A: They only had two vans.

Q: Where do black people wear suits?

A: Courts & coffins

Q: Why did President Obama get two terms?

A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.

Q: What do you call a black robot?

A: Tydrone.

Q: How do you tell a black guy used your computer? A: It's gone.

Q: What is the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew?

A: The black Jew has to sit in the back of the oven.

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