DarkWolf6052 0 Posted January 20, 2014 Need more racist/offensive jokes. I'll start. What's better than raping an infant? Hearing the ribs crack under the pressure. @@African @@xSuicidalCowsx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarkWolf6052 0 Posted January 20, 2014 Oh also the best way to answer the phone: Marios Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce. @@Bleed @@Tsuchikure @@Hidingmaster @@Kyoko @@ThePenguin 1 IceSlice reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forest 309 Posted January 20, 2014 This is going to escalate so damn quickly. Just sayun'. Two men are in a tree, one black and one mexican. Both jump at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The mexican, because the black guy is hung up to the tree. 1 1 1 IceSlice, Lemons and Necromancer reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
African 0 Posted January 20, 2014 What do you call a Jewish homosexual? A He-blew. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hidingmaster 19 Posted January 20, 2014 Oh i dont know about this. That hidingmaster kid is gonna close it for being offensive. ITS A JOKE. Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo? They only had 2 vans. 1 1 1 Forest, Nomulous and Stence reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
African 0 Posted January 20, 2014 How was copper wire invented? Two jews fighting over a penny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
African 0 Posted January 20, 2014 There was a redneckwho hit every black man he saw with his truck. One day he saw a priest walking down the road and thought, "For all the bad things I done, let me give this priest a ride." So he picked the priest up and they drove along. The redneck saw a black guy down the road and decided he would pretend to fall asleep and so the priest would think it was an accident. The redneck closed his eyes and heard a loud bang. "What happened?" he asked. "You missed him," the priest said, "but I got him with the door." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
African 0 Posted January 20, 2014 Why does Beyoncé sing "to the left, to the left"? Because black people have no rights! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xSuicidalCowsx 1 Posted January 20, 2014 Q: Why is a Black mans eyes always red after sex? A: From the mace 1 DarkWolf6052 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
African 0 Posted January 20, 2014 What does Hitler hate most about the Holocaust? THE COST!!! How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their workboots! Q: What's the only positive thing about living in the ghetto? A: Pregnancy tests. Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo? A: They only had two vans. Q: Where do black people wear suits? A: Courts & coffins Q: Why did President Obama get two terms? A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence. Q: What do you call a black robot? A: Tydrone. Q: How do you tell a black guy used your computer? A: It's gone. Q: What is the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew? A: The black Jew has to sit in the back of the oven. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrono 372 Posted January 20, 2014 because this went so well last time. if i remember correctly it had to be closed within 24 hours because of complaints. 1 Hidingmaster reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haxx 1 Posted January 20, 2014 Q: What do you call a black abortion clinic? A: Crimestoppers 1 IceSlice reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rhododendron 994 Posted January 20, 2014 Happy Martin Luther King days guys :| 1 1 DarkWolf6052 and Forest reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeathGod 12 Posted January 20, 2014 Q: Whats the difference between ancient statues and lil wayne? A: Nothing 2 DarkWolf6052 and IceSlice reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites