Thorax_ 539 Posted August 4, 2016 (edited) If you know of any funny or weird things you said when you were little, what were they? ^_^ When I was about 1-2, I was asked "What walks like a duck, and talks like a duck".... my response......... "a pig" x3 Edited August 4, 2016 by TheSupremePatriot (see edit history) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reptile 149 Posted August 4, 2016 "I wanna feed the spider eggshells cause he hungry." When I was 3, according to a home video. I was standing near the underneath of a sink or something in a kitchen trying to put an eggshell in a spider's web. 1 Thorax_ reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Floppy 44 Posted August 4, 2016 I was about 6-7 years old, I got excluded from primary school, why? Because the teacher said that if we sin, God will hang us from our eyebrows and burn us, so I responded that I'll shave my eyebrows and oil my skin and run, so God can't catch me, and even if he does, it won't be easy to hang me.. 2 kbraszzz and Egossi reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Egossi 1017 Posted August 4, 2016 The first word that ever came out of my mouth was "Allah" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SniperNoSniping 9 Posted August 4, 2016 I was like 6 or 7 and on the news it said that a man was wanted for molesting a child, so I asked my dad, "Daddy, whats a mole-sting? How does a man sting a child with his mole?" He didn't answer me. 1 2 kbraszzz, Thorax_ and littlesquidward reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xGShadowSpy 108 Posted August 4, 2016 I dont know about anything i used to say, but i used to eat my hot dogs cut up, and each slice of hotdog had to have a small cut up square of a kraft single on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
littlesquidward 3 Posted August 4, 2016 When I was little i used to call spaghetti spwadetti and speteballs. 1 Thorax_ reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
