Wish/granted game

[Im_Aspire 0]

^Granted, but your are not a parapheligic batman.

 

I wish spiderman wasn't so ♥♥♥.

[easy 7]

^Granted, He's know a spider

 

I wish my poop was smoother :$

[Xepher 3]

Granted, but now its takes longer to ♥♥♥♥ it out then before

 

I wish I won the lottery

[easy 7]

^Granted. Congrats you won $1.30

 

I wish my friends didn't make me pay them to hang out with them :$

[Peechis 0]

^Granted, but you must pay me $100 for every letter in this long, long sentence that never seems to reach an end.

I wish I actually had that much money.

[Heisenberg 1]

^Granted, but you must pay me $100 for every letter in this long, long sentence that never seems to reach an end.

I wish I actually had that much money.

^granted, but now inflation caused the price of everything to go up $5000.

I wish I was an african american

[serbiansnaga 9]

^granted but now ur dead and no one cares that ur dead

i wish i had more Neapolitan ice cream (vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry mixed)

[Nomad 0]

This thread hurts my brain :(

[Im_Aspire 0]

^wish granted, but it is now melted, and you can see TONS of hair in it.

 

I wish i DIDN 'T make the Football team. SOO TIME CONSUMING >:[

[Heisenberg 1]

^ wish granted, but now you get good grades but girls don't like you anymore

 

I wish m4s could fire 50 BMG

[Snwspeckle 0]

Granted now you owe me $1.00 for granting, yes I am a cheap fool :)

[Masta_Taco 0]

^Granted but you DIDN'T MAKE A WISH.

 

I wish that I wasen't so swaggerific.

[Unique 0]

^Granted but now you look like this guy [ATTACH]517.vB[/ATTACH]

 

and you suicide.

 

I wish that I wasn't so good at css :P.

[serbiansnaga 9]

^granted but now everyone makes fun of u for being so ♥♥♥♥ at css

i wish i may i wish i might, make this wish a wish tonight

[Heisenberg 1]

^Granted, but a homeless man cuts out your tounge Eden Lake-style

 

I wish I lived in africa and was a poor starving child to understand the african plight more