ItsAaron 1 Posted October 17, 2012 >works nights but prefers american server >loads CSS at nearly 2pm >noone online Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jordozombie 0 Posted October 17, 2012 >Join CSS JB around 12PM >Some Random kid get warden >get freekilled every round Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrono 372 Posted October 17, 2012 >go to party >get drunk >drink tons o whiskey >see hot gurl >go to room with her >shes drunk too >stick it in! >aw sheet virgin fag >stick it in more >keep going >nothing happening >no cum >couldn't cum >try to hide it and leave the room before she notices >get on TS next day >tell Everyone about inability to cum >inb4 gaygean #CumlessWonder I had to @Link_ because you are too scurred to put it yo self >inb4 forum ban Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 50 Posted October 17, 2012 >Girl waves at me >Wave back >Turns out she was waving to someone behind me >Facepalm everyone saw >Spaghetti falls out of pocket and goes everywhere feelsbadman.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrono 372 Posted October 17, 2012 >get on forums >come to thread >realize some faggot edited my post >mfw [ATTACH]3641.vB[/ATTACH] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rhododendron 994 Posted October 17, 2012 >Get born >Die mfw Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian 50 Posted October 17, 2012 >be 15 >get text from current girlfriend says I am so horny >still virgin so think lets fucking do this >go to her place (parents are out) >she starts blowing >omgthisishappening.jpeg >return the favor >finally go in when there is a shout from down stairs >parents come home and shouts "you okay?" >she replies yes mom >get jeans on quick as fuck >hear dad coming up stairs >holy fucking shit >he opens her bedroom door while we both are still half naked >sees me and rages >throws me out of window >glass every where >ripped jeans >skin was showing >hot night >wind was blowin >where you think you're goin baby? wat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warriorsfury 12 Posted October 17, 2012 wat lululullululul Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrockObama 0 Posted October 17, 2012 mfw when warrior got fucked by a tranny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lollerskater 0 Posted October 18, 2012 >Be on Jailbreak playing Avalanche >Set !class to Medic, rollin' with a P90 for maximum vent-knifer-slaying effectiveness >Run out as soon as the round starts, 3 seconds earlier than most CTs >Kill those vent knifas >MFW people say, "the only thing I don't like about Loller is how he goes straight to the vent cells": :chuncky: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crabman 0 Posted October 18, 2012 >goes on duh forums >sees loller is posting on something >thinks of something to say about somebody besides loller >sees jordo has replied 3 times >chuckles to self Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bubbles 0 Posted October 18, 2012 > Gets on forums > See this thread > Killed myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aegean 849 Posted October 19, 2012 > Gets on forums > See this thread > Killed myself.[/color] >Speaks as if it's third person >switches it to first person >deserves to die Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chrono 372 Posted October 19, 2012 >Speaks as if it's third person >switches it to first person >deserves to die >Hasn't Posted story from his perspective >only perspective to go off of is my troll perspective of it >thinks he can cum >decided to go to the playground >spends all his days >couple guys up to no good came up >started makin some trouble nigga >got in 1 little gaysession >couldn't cum >she said "yo movin in with yo auntie and uncle in brazzers" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GanjaMonster 5 Posted October 19, 2012 >beginning >end >great story Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
