DerpO_o

+1
cool guy, mature, and active

"+1 cool guy, mature, active"
 
"+1 hes my bro"
 
"+1 cuz hes a great warden and is mature"
 
"+1 cu-"
 
I SWEAR TO GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, I WILL SHIT HELLFIRE DOWN ON YOU IF YOU SAY ONE MORE THING AND YOUR REASONING IS JUST "Well, he's a cool player and cool guy".
 
You've probably already clued in as to what I'll be raging about and discussing in this thread. I am sick of seeing this sort of "Information" being thrown around in Member Submissions.
 
I am also sick of people saying "HUR DURR, WELL, IT'S TOO EASY TO GET INTO xG NOWADAYS, WE SHOULD RAISE TEH VOUCHES."
 
Well gee, if you uhh, took the time to look at a few of our Member Submissions, uhh.. You'd probably notice this little thing that's been going on lately.. It's actually kinda funny because
 
NO ONE.
 
IS GIVING.
 
LEGITIMATE.
 
FUCKING.
 
REASONINGS.
 
Implementing this sort of idea is just going to raise the amount of dumbasses incapable of giving their opinion. I guess somewhere down the line, people started thinking being "cool" was enough to be in xG. And it caught on. A lot. So much that almost every god damn person applying is suddenly a Coooool guy. You want to know why people are getting in so easily? It's because of derps like this mo' fuckah:
 

 
"HEZ COOL GUY. GR8 WARDENING SKILLZ. FUNNY AND ACTIVE"
 
That makes getting in xG so damn easy.

The real problem is actually quite simple. Everyone is too god damn lazy to come up with something that is either meaningful or unique to that person who wants to be a part of XenoGamers. If anyone actually took the time to look at our Member Submission guidelines, they would see this nifty little quote here, said by our beloved Leader;
 

Wait a minute! Now that I look at that, I'm starting to think some asshole decided to say to him/herself; "Hey! That's a great idea! Instead of Not including those things, I'm going to say that!"
 
So, before you guys hit that button that says "Quick Reply" or "Send" or whatever the hell it is, too lazy to check.. How about showing a little decency to give the applicant an idea of what YOU think of them. With the amount of people saying he's cool, it's bound to happen that we're going to get an egotistical asshat who thinks they're all that because everyone said he was Cool on his Member Submission.
 
Tell us why this person Deserves to be in xG. Why is this person so great. Do they bring a sense of fun with them to the server? Are they a talkative person? Is their name Doug, and if so are they proud of it? Just do us all a favour and provide a LITTLE bit more then just "Hes cool" or "Hes great".
 
Tell you what, if you can't even do just that..
 
DON'T.
POST.
SHIT.
 
This rage is brought to you by XenoGamers, one of the "easiest to get into" communities around. For more butt-frustration from Forest, please continue doing so in Member Submissions.
 
(Warning: Doing so may cause uncontrollable amounts of rage in certain individuals, we are in no way liable if for some reason you wake up with a splintering log lodged deep in your anal cavity.)
 
TL;DR - There is none. No TL;DR. Fuck you, go read it. :LOL:
 
- Dat guy, Forest

I think people don't get that we use the private admin room for doing admin stuff privately. We can't go into the community rooms and say the logs out loud because then people would ghost and shit.

I think people don't get that we use the private admin room for doing admin stuff privately. We can't go into the community rooms and say the logs out loud because then people would ghost and shit.

who are you callin a derp warden

nah, we make fun of him in ts all the time

nah, we make fun of him in ts all the time

I have read it since it pertains to my division and my fellow staff members, but yes you have spam and others have noticed you have spammed on the forums with pointless 1 - 2 sentence remarks but since this has nothing to do with this thread I am going to end rant on spamming
 
tl;dr Stop spamming

Good luck and see you later.

:(
 
 

I meant that we can't be on all the time and that its not hard to populate it.

:(
 
 

I meant that we can't be on all the time and that its not hard to populate it.

:(
 
 

I meant that we can't be on all the time and that its not hard to populate it.

#letsalljointheTF2divbecausederpisintheGmoddivandhesmellsprettybad

It happened many years ago,
Yet what I saw I'll not forget.
I was feeling sad and low
Because of something someone said.
 
Then I prayed "Lord, hear my cry,
I am so lonely and depressed.
Won't You touch me as I lie,
Broken, hurting, on my bed?"
 
Slowly then the veil was lifted
Between the present and the next.
'Twas as if dimensions shifted,
As with a vision I was blessed.
 
What God showed me was astounding,
And it took my breath away -
For before my very eyes
A deep cloud-covered schism lay.
 
Beyond this schism rose a mountain,
Much too awesome to describe.
Mortal tongues can't do it justice;
That Mount beyond the Great Divide.
 
It seemed composed of a strange substance,
Akin to light and golden glass.
There was nothing growing on it;
No trees, no flowers, nor green grass.
 
As I gazed in awe and wonder,
I heard a gentle inner Voice,
"Look as long as you have need to",
And I marveled at this choice.
 
Peace then flooded my whole being
As I lay there touched by God,
And with peace came inner healing,
Strength and faith which waiver not.
 
Thank you, God, for giving me,
A tiny glimpse of what's to come.
I can hardly wait to see
The rest of heaven and Your Son.
 
- Aegean/Pepper/Whiskydick

In the motd it is stated that you MUST have a mature voice to use your mic. This rule seems to be forgotten by many staff members. I find many people to be annoying that should be muted and nothing happens because an admin says that it is okay for them.
 
What is the point of a rule if it is going to be bent so much that it practically doesn't exist anymore?
 
 
Also don't close this instantly because I want to hear everyone's opinion. @autumn

I say no. Let the ones who want to be unbanned post a ban protest. Many people in that clan have caused so much drama and crap that they have not even said sorry for.

I say no. Let the ones who want to be unbanned post a ban protest. Many people in that clan have caused so much drama and crap that they have not even said sorry for.

I say no. Let the ones who want to be unbanned post a ban protest. Many people in that clan have caused so much drama and crap that they have not even said sorry for.

I say no. Let the ones who want to be unbanned post a ban protest. Many people in that clan have caused so much drama and crap that they have not even said sorry for.

In the motd it is stated that you MUST have a mature voice to use your mic. This rule seems to be forgotten by many staff members. I find many people to be annoying that should be muted and nothing happens because an admin says that it is okay for them.
 
What is the point of a rule if it is going to be bent so much that it practically doesn't exist anymore?
 
 
Also don't close this instantly because I want to hear everyone's opinion. @autumn

In the motd it is stated that you MUST have a mature voice to use your mic. This rule seems to be forgotten by many staff members. I find many people to be annoying that should be muted and nothing happens because an admin says that it is okay for them.
 
What is the point of a rule if it is going to be bent so much that it practically doesn't exist anymore?
 
 
Also don't close this instantly because I want to hear everyone's opinion. @autumn

I want to be a programmer. I like math and stuff so it would be cool to me.