Hey. Hey you. Yeah, you. With the dumb look on your face. I've been where you are. You're pathetic. Waking up at 8am every day, going to a public school where no one understands you. You're failing algebra 2, and the gym teacher has a vendetta against you. Day in and day out you slave for a system that is built to fail you.
But you have one escape. Video games. Well, I am here today to make that escape even better. I am giving away two alpha keys for Evolve. Don't know what Evolve is? You suck. Post a reply stating why you want the key and I'll give them out on the 3rd, at around 8am Central Standard Time. I'll use a random generator to shuffle the list of names. Good luck, heff foon.
Only rules are you must be signed up for the forums before 10/31/14, and you must not be @DrLee. (jk lee i lub u <3)