This guide will make you a JB MASTER!
1. If you are mad that you failed to rebel and got killed, spam voteban with your killer's name. Or spam an admin with FREEKILL BAN PLOX and confuse the living hell out of them.
2. If a squeaker says 1 little word on the mic, you FLIP THE FUCK OUT and yell at him/her to shut up.
3. If you are on blue, hold your mic down even after your done talking so everyone can hear that amazing buzz noise over the wardens orders.
4. If you are the warden, use the built in mic of your 2006 macbook so people can hear your orders clearly.
5. Always call freeday/warday. the reds love it!
6. If you can't do option 5, then do a Pokemon day with more than 6 reds because you don't give a fuck about rules and your a dirty little rebel.
7. If you have a shit-ton of background noise, feel free to take warden or use your mic. Reds can hear you clearly.
8. While reds are in a game like 9 square, crush game, dr, etc. keep opening the doors if you are on blue. It makes you a master troller and everyone will love you.
9. Start games without warden perms.
10. Always give the reds VERY little time to get to the game they have to go to.
11. If one red doesn't hear your orders, kill him and call him a fucking retard.
12. Sacrifice to the water/lava god. All the 12 year olds are doing it and its the new hip thing!
13. Yell at the admins for not perming a guy who killed you
14. If you were born after the year of 2004, make sure to always be using the mic. people love your voices.
15. Spam chat with FAG DOWN, Raise your dongers, lenny face, etc. it is super funny!
16. Try to mic spam with your crap quality ipod.
17. Spam repeat on red.
18. Never repeat your orders
19. Remember wardens, make people wasd freeze in fall game/crush game!
20. Call people a scrub whenever you kill them
21. Have a spray of child pornography
This will be regularly updated, give suggestions pls
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I hope you liked my tips to survive in the jb world. ;)
