My Second CS:GO match.
(My team) "Just save! Let the bomb blow up!"
(Me) "How do I save? They're coming after me!"
(Team) "Are you an idiot don't go to the bomb!"
(Me) "But I gotta defuse it!" [enter panic shot with AWP]
(Both teams) "HOLY SHIT NEW FAGGOT GOT A COLLADERAL! OHHHHHHHHH FUCKING REKT! OMG OMG OMG!"