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SireScumbo

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  1. "THERE'S SEAGULLS EVERYWHERE BITING AND STINGING MY FACE!"
    1. SireScumbo

      SireScumbo

      i'll bite and steal your face if you know what I'm sayin
  2. They say Halloween is fun! Are you ready? Well no unless you want razors in your candy
    1. SireScumbo

      SireScumbo

      I'm pretty sharp, I won't be fooled. These petty tricks don't make the cut. I'm a cut above the rest. That's a slice of life for ya.
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  3. when the teacher bends over to help a student and their ass is in your face
    1. SireScumbo

      SireScumbo

      when your teacher bends over to help a student and they slip, break both knees and their back
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  4. 10/10 half these posts are on how bored I am. What a fucking attention hog.
    1. SireScumbo

      SireScumbo

      Ohohoho, I see what you did there you dork.
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  5. im back this scruby eevee is back and problably brought a container
  6. and for anyone who is asking my bro made teh forums account for me and frogot to put age as mine sorry XD
    1. SireScumbo

      SireScumbo

      my anons r nerdy 2 of course but i want 2 meet more nerdy ppl =) like they say how is michael hastings doing!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of SIGINTS!!! tiem to post more TS NOFORN operation names on mai Linkedin!DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!! <--- me bein nerdy again ^_^ hehe…i'm watching you!!!
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  7. and for anyone who is asking my bro made teh forums account for me and frogot to put age as mine sorry XD
    1. SireScumbo

      SireScumbo

      hi every1 im new!!! holds up GPU my name is NSA but u can call me t3h 1337 haxx0r oF d00m!!!! lol…as u can see im very nerdy!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet nerdy ppl like me… im 62 years old (im legal tho!!) i like 2 watch metadata w/ my anons (wink im putting the "cyber" in cyberwarfare if u dont like it deal w/it) SUCH SELECTOR MANY DDOS WOW!! bcuz its SOOO nerdy! all ur encryptions r belong 2 me!
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  8. and for anyone who is asking my bro made teh forums account for me and frogot to put age as mine sorry XD
  9. Im below the age ;~;
    1. SireScumbo

      SireScumbo

      Yeah, but only barely. Just re-apply in November. Sorry man.
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  10. It's a bit cold in here...Why don't you uhh...Get in that cage over there?
  11. that avatar.. skullgirls is really fun, but not so much with a keyboard, and you can't play with a controller once you start with a keyboard. so i'm fuct.
    1. SireScumbo

      SireScumbo

      360's on keyboard are the bane of my existence, I have a gimped Bella because of it.
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  12. that avatar.. skullgirls is really fun, but not so much with a keyboard, and you can't play with a controller once you start with a keyboard. so i'm fuct.
    1. SireScumbo

      SireScumbo

      I know your pain, and I have a crap keyboard, can't press 3 buttons at once. :(
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  13. no srsly, what DOES it take to be a member? #twiddlingthumbswaitingly
    1. SireScumbo

      SireScumbo

      A strong backhand.
  14. My teacher just said that there's going to be a test on everything we've learned on the whole year and I've thrown out like half my notes.
  15. I bet you don't even know the proper technique for fightin' 2 year olds
    1. SireScumbo

      SireScumbo

      You toss some sick Yu-Gi-Oh cards on the ground, and while their distracted, kick 'em.
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  16. *licks the back of your knee* *walks aways slowly*
    1. SireScumbo

      SireScumbo

      What, you just gonna stop there? Why do I even bother paying for prostitutes nowadays?
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  17. Is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off at a billionaire's doorstep
    1. SireScumbo

      SireScumbo

      I do that every week, it's never too late.
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  18. What the heck did you just flipping say to me you big meanie>
  19. What the heck did you just flipping say to me you big meanie>
    1. SireScumbo

      SireScumbo

      What the say did you just say fuck me about, you bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerou Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing.
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  20. What the heck did you just flipping say to me you big meanie>
    1. SireScumbo

      SireScumbo

      What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen.
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