Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Close enough, its like 2 pages

 

Bombs back plox

Once upon a time there was a server that needed something to make it fun again, but the glorious leader had no time on his hands to add something that the server once had. But one day a really bored member thought it would be a good idea to ask ever so nicely to get this plugin added back in. This fantastic member even had to go as far as saying he would write a 14 page essay to get the plugin added back in. So, fantastic member did just that, and I present to you the 14 page essay that was written so we can get the bombs put back into one of the best servers in the history of the world.

So i dont really know where to start with this, but whatever. Am i rite? Anyway, it was a hell of a long day at work today, got in at 9am and left shortly before 10 pm... i know i dont have room to complain especially since i said i would stay there after my shift was over. Anyway gotta get up at 6am tomorrow (on my day off) because I volunteered to come in that early, stupid decision. Hopefully I get off before noon, but hey I need to money for rent, and women, and more women.

Jokes on me, I cant even pay for women to date me. GG hidingmaster GG. Its cool though, its tough to work two jobs and go to school. Decided to go with a triple major, minor and certificate. I may just be crazy, but nobody has proven it yet. Yup, school starts in less than a week and that absolutely sucks big monkey bananas. Silence is currently trying to be as annoying as possible, "I asked you what server and you said CS:S". Really? ITS FOR JAILBREAK, WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT BOMBS IN MINIGAMES? This kid is something else sometimes.

By the way, I dont think some of you give silence the appreciation.. he does do quite a lot of shit for the server but a lot of you complain when something goes wrong. By all means theres nothing wrong with complaining, but hot damn some of you never shut your pie hole. I dont know how he puts up with it sometimes.

Silence is 150 pounds, 5'8", just for the record. Kbshooter your girlfriend got a 7/10 too, from this kid its not bad. Not even page 2 because damn, Im running out of idea.. fast. Just kidding lol, nothing about me runs. I guess im just out of ideas, like food. I go through food like none other, I eat like a 400 pound man but still only weigh 175. When i get to be 25 or 30 ill be one scary filled out man, BE IN FEAR.

So because I dont have Word on my new desktop I have you use subpar WordPad... this freaking sucks to use. It doesnt even separate the pages, its just a long ass document without any seperations.. how am i supposed to know what page im on? Well, page 2 i guess.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

That server then gained a John Wilkes Booth instead of bombs. And then the abuse commenced.

 

Edit: Hiding it's a page and a quarter. You've failed us.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

All of the things I have seen in h.ub (Tracers, chat colors, name colors, credit distribution) work perfectly fine. (This was a little over a MONTH ago)

Forest found a flaw in credits for the casino and I was like "Silence just disable that and give us what works so we can be happy for the time being" but he just says no.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

my abortion?

my abortion?

MY ABORTION! oh and +1 on the bombs as it might raise the population if not help keep it up untill we get hub back it might even get more members and more donations rolling in too

 

oh and johns dumb thats only like a page

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
That server then gained a John Wilkes Booth instead of bombs. And then the abuse commenced.

 

Edit: Hiding it's a page and a quarter. You've failed us.

 

Double spaced, times new roman, 12 font. Not single spaced and up your arse.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
All of the things I have seen in h.ub (Tracers, chat colors, name colors, credit distribution) work perfectly fine. (This was a little over a MONTH ago)

Forest found a flaw in credits for the casino and I was like "Silence just disable that and give us what works so we can be happy for the time being" but he just says no.

I did?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Actually, I double spaced, 12 fonted and times new romaned. Get fucked kid.

 

ALSO, HERE ARE SOME CORRECTIONS. HOW YOU GOT INTO COLLEGE I'LL NEVER FUCKING KNOW.

 

Once upon a time there was a server that needed something to make it fun again. However, the glorious leader had no time on his hands to add something that the server once had. But, one day a bored member thought it would be a good idea to ask ever so nicely to get this plugin added back in. This fantastic member even had to go as far as saying he would write a fourteen page essay to get the plugin added back in. So, fantastic member did just that. I present to you the fourteen page essay that was written so we can get the bombs plugin put back into the best server in the world.

I don’t really know where to start with this, but whatever. Am I right? Anyway, it was a hell of a long day at work today; I got in at nine in the morning and left shortly before ten at night. I don’t have room to complain especially since I said I would stay there after my shift was over. Anyway I have to get up at six in the morning tomorrow, on my day off. I volunteered to come in that early, stupid decision. Hopefully I get off before noon, but, I need to money for rent, women, and more women.

Jokes on me, I can’t even pay for women to date me. Good game Hidingmaster good game. It’s tough to work two jobs and go to school. I decided to go with a triple major, minor and certificate. I may just be crazy, but nobody has proven it yet. School starts in less than a week and that absolutely sucks big monkey bananas. Silence is currently trying to be as annoying as possible, "I asked you what server and you said CS:S". Really? IT’S FOR JAILBREAK, WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT BOMBS IN MINIGAMES? This kid is something else sometimes.

By the way, I don’t think some of you give silence the appreciation he deserves. He does do quite a lot for the server but most of you complain when something goes wrong. By all means, there’s nothing wrong with complaining, but hot damn some of you never stop. I don’t know how he puts up with it sometimes.

Silence is 150 pounds, 5'8", just for the record. Kbshooter your girlfriend got a seven out of ten too. From me that’s not bad, because my standards suck. Not even page two because damn, I’m running out of ideas fast. Just kidding haha, nothing about me runs. I guess I’m just out of ideas, like food. I go through food like no other. I eat like a 400 pound man but still only weigh 175. When I get to be twenty-five or thirty I’ll be one scary filled out man, BE AFRAID.

So because I don’t have Word on my new desktop I have you use sub-par WordPad. This sucks to use. It doesn't even separate the pages. It’s just a long ass document without any separations. How am I supposed to know what page I’m on? Well, page two I guess.

 

@@Hidingmaster Get schooled!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Actually, I double spaced, 12 fonted and times new romaned. Get fucked kid.

 

ALSO, HERE ARE SOME CORRECTIONS. HOW YOU GOT INTO COLLEGE I'LL NEVER FUCKING KNOW.

 

Once upon a time there was a server that needed something to make it fun again. However, the glorious leader had no time on his hands to add something that the server once had. But, one day a bored member thought it would be a good idea to ask ever so nicely to get this plugin added back in. This fantastic member even had to go as far as saying he would write a fourteen page essay to get the plugin added back in. So, fantastic member did just that. I present to you the fourteen page essay that was written so we can get the bombs plugin put back into the best server in the world.

I don’t really know where to start with this, but whatever. Am I right? Anyway, it was a hell of a long day at work today; I got in at nine in the morning and left shortly before ten at night. I don’t have room to complain especially since I said I would stay there after my shift was over. Anyway I have to get up at six in the morning tomorrow, on my day off. I volunteered to come in that early, stupid decision. Hopefully I get off before noon, but, I need to money for rent, women, and more women.

Jokes on me, I can’t even pay for women to date me. Good game Hidingmaster good game. It’s tough to work two jobs and go to school. I decided to go with a triple major, minor and certificate. I may just be crazy, but nobody has proven it yet. School starts in less than a week and that absolutely sucks big monkey bananas. Silence is currently trying to be as annoying as possible, "I asked you what server and you said CS:S". Really? IT’S FOR JAILBREAK, WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT BOMBS IN MINIGAMES? This kid is something else sometimes.

By the way, I don’t think some of you give silence the appreciation he deserves. He does do quite a lot for the server but most of you complain when something goes wrong. By all means, there’s nothing wrong with complaining, but hot damn some of you never stop. I don’t know how he puts up with it sometimes.

Silence is 150 pounds, 5'8", just for the record. Kbshooter your girlfriend got a seven out of ten too. From me that’s not bad, because my standards suck. Not even page two because damn, I’m running out of ideas fast. Just kidding haha, nothing about me runs. I guess I’m just out of ideas, like food. I go through food like no other. I eat like a 400 pound man but still only weigh 175. When I get to be twenty-five or thirty I’ll be one scary filled out man, BE AFRAID.

So because I don’t have Word on my new desktop I have you use sub-par WordPad. This sucks to use. It doesn't even separate the pages. It’s just a long ass document without any separations. How am I supposed to know what page I’m on? Well, page two I guess.

 

@@Hidingmaster Get schooled!

 

 

Im sorry kid, ITS WAS LATE AT NIGHT. This is not an educational essay, and is meant to be written in a more natural and free type of way which means it will have errors. Dont get me started on your grammar when speaking... dear lord baby jesus

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

How about this, bring in bombs using in-game credits, and I will make sure that Half-Life 2: Episode 3 comes out within the next century. Trust me, Gaben and I go waaaaaaay back.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

  • Who Viewed the Topic

    3 members have viewed this topic:
    Thorax_ ael_fjordling Jadow